Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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rahulcool7 14
Don't listen to them they sound pretty dumb
cottoncandymango 17
Even though drunk words are sober thoughts, there was absolutely no need for them to be assholes. They're just shit-faced. Literally.
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rahulcool7 14
Don't listen to them they sound pretty dumb
then000bster 16
I hate it how people can be so nice on fml. What if he is correct and OP is ugly? Yeah it's rude to point it out, but I think it's even worst to tell OP, "No, You aren't ugly." This isn't a support group, this a site where people post about how their life is F'ed up! Sure nice comments are nice every now and then, but there should be a line where we talk about OP as if we knew them. I just wanted to say this at least once. *willingly accepts down votes*
AmbienDreams 20
I get what you're saying but as far as I can tell there's two sides to the coin. Yes, he might be right and the OP is not attractive, we don't know because we can see her. But at the same time, since we don't know what she looks like its not really fair to assume that she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, based solely on the word of some inebriated jackass. Either way, what he said was completely rude and unnecessary and so he deserves to be smacked with a salmon! Now whose with me?
ex_stripper_jk 20
Both ugly and beautiful are used to describe people- they're outter, inner and multi-faceted beings. I consider "ugly" to be a state of mind! The hottest kperson can have the ugliest personality.
hemz_fml 13
#12 But when I say this people cry and complain
TheCanucklehead 22
They sound dumb? I never knew you could hear dumbness. Then again...
slooby_fml 25
But attractiveness is subjective. OP may have been ugly to those guys, but she could also be the most attractive person in the world to someone else
Iceman225 11
I agree with 12, but then again, there will always be some overly sensitive teenage girl who will scream " EVERYBODY'S BEAUTIFUL IN THEIR OWN WAY!" Like #2. Yep. In their "own" as in, they are the only ones that think so.
Uramonkey 11
Well it doesn't take a genius to judge someones figure.
B5B0N35 18
Dont listen to them everyone is beautiful in their own way
Queensland 27
I love comments like these. Be honest here, you just said that for up votes. Tell me you've never had a negative thought about someone's appearance in your life. And if you say you haven't, we all know that's bull.
koningmax 7
That is exactly what an ugly person would say
B5B0N35 18
#33 I just treat people how i wana be treated. So with honesty and friendlyness
persianninja 23
We may all have negative thoughts for people but that doesn't mean we need to openly state them.
gotaplanstan 28
Completely agree 2, thanks for reminding people there's still a shred of decency left in this world that's full of cynics & idiots like 33.
raww77 12
what a damn liar u know that ur just saying that for up votes everuone says racist, sexist, mean things but they aleays want to look good in front of people even if its on the internet u just want people to fuel your fire
BaconBob20 6
You tool. That is so false.
termin8tor786 10
Should have kicked them in the balls!!
aeonsoul 12
#3 or an elbow to the face!
ILoveMyArm 15
It would take big pairs to say what they said, yet I still have doubt about them having any to begin with.
Jivesliven 24
Or an arrow to their knees.
UberNova 18
I find this funny (a double standard). If 2 girls said this to a guy, would you tell him to ****-punt them? No.
monnanon 14
hell yeah i would. the problem is a guy cannot get away with hitting a girl for any reason at all due to the strange belief that all men are stronger than women. in all seriousness i would not advocate violence in either situation but i would hope no guy or girl wouls stand there and be insulted.
onaa3r 10
#3 violence isn't a valid response to being offended. I'm sorry. #35 An arrow to the knee means marriage... I don't think she wants that.
cottoncandymango 17
Even though drunk words are sober thoughts, there was absolutely no need for them to be assholes. They're just shit-faced. Literally.
Narcoterrorist 6
Unless these gentlemen were filming a 2 Dicks 1 Cup video and had fecal matter smeared on their faces, that is not literal.
lilhellian 27
Damn it 11, now someone is going to make that. >:C
badluckross 21
Have you never heard of the expression "shit faced"?
ILoveMyArm 15
@17 Is that an offer from yourself? Do I see a notorious video acting career in your near future?
Queensland 27
Shit faced in Australia means so drunk that you'd have sexual relations with a chair.
DKjazz 20
24- Have you never heard the expression "literally"?
bfsd42 20
#4, that statement is a myth. Drunk words are drunk thoughts.
Poppipuff 14
-69 Because drunk people don't think about consequences anymore, they tend to say what they trully think. They can also say whatever comes to their mind even if it is not what they really think, because for example they just want to be mean to someone. It isn't a rule but it often happens.
BadApple88 29
Rude bastards. You shouldve kicked both of them in the nuts
princess_bk2014 16
Whatevs, you are beautiful anyway. Don't listen to jerks...ever...sober or drunk :)
RoboCunnilingus 23
Oh, I didn't know that you and op were close.
princess_bk2014 16
Actually I was just trying to be positive and compliment her after someone was rude. Sorry if you don't like that.
EpicSquishii 21
Compliments mean jack shit if they're blatantly fabricated for the purpose of consolation.
flashback.miss 28
Seriously? what asses. who wants to bet they're the types who'll cut down strangers to make them feel even the slightest bit better about themselves?
Cian_1 28
What song is this from? :P
Pwn17 25
Ugh! Can beating be legal on people who act like this? Please?
Iceman225 11
If I had the power, definitely.
aeonsoul 12
They sound like idiots, ignore em
AmbienDreams 20
Sounds like his "sober" friend was pretty wasted himself. At least I hope he was because otherwise it must be difficult being that much of an asshat in front of complete strangers and not even have alcohol to blame for it