Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
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FreshSalad 1
Spiders are good in Salads... >.>
ArtIsResistance7 1
YouTube it! You can market it as Spiderman 4: Spidey vs. Wenchosaurus!
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Comments (100)
RyanMcRyan 0
your boyfriend is awesom
iH8uBuTiLuvU 0
Did he post it on YouTube???????
devilyy 2
Next time close your mouth when you sleep OP :P
Whateversz 0
No, I will not put it on YouTube, because it is utterly disgusting, and, I do not want to put myself on YouTube with a spider in my mouth. But thanks for the 'Your life sucks' And, no I am not about to break up with my boyfriend because of this ^^
iH8uBuTiLuvU 0
Lol just thought I'd ask, I wouldn't want a video of a spider crawling in my mouth on youtube either. But it is pretty funny that he just recorded it laughing lol. And the person who said you should break up with him over this, I really hope they were joking lol.
SeaNDouble 1
hahaha, gross but hilarious
StevenSS 0
haha
slider3212 0
post the video ahhah
VenomByte 1
awesome!!!
goftr 0
YDI because sleep is for the weak