Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I had to empty out my coin jar to pay for gas. Trying to be considerate, I only brought quarters, but the cashier refused to take it because they didn't want to count out my $10. I don't know how I'll get to work today. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Next time ask for a rabbit's foot while throwing salt over your shoulder and walking under a ladder, all while a black cat crosses in front of you. On Friday the 13th. Superstition is for idiots who don't understand statistics.
immja 0
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immja 0
fail
mattman1994 0
OP, I can't even think of a comment to describe how epically you failed
nikki908 3
Why believe in that stupid crap? YDI
pingpongpenguin 3
you should've just asked for 14 instead :)
Indyy_lew_lew 0
lol I wuldnt of brought op the dollar
satanic_fml 13
omg 666 holy **** WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE
noobgang7 5
Apparently it is unlucky to NOT have 13.
956TXking 0
mas puto
jpjruler 0
so quit being superstitious dumbass lol. apparently 12 is less lucky than 13 :P
epr 0
Can't really judge peoples opinions, but really?
Mack7273 0
yeah what 5 said
spaceboyftw 0
you gave up a dolllar?!? wats wrong with u
samdude151 0
lmao some superstitions you need to drop. when a person gives you $13 take it!!!! come on free money!!
xxJORDISxx_fml 4
or 12 dollars #8 lol
pingpongpenguin 3
did you miss something 47? op did ask for $12 and that's what caused the fml....
pingpongpenguin 3
what's so funny? :)
pingpongpenguin 3
I don't get it.
cstrat 0
What kind of idiot turns down money?
OwNowBrownCow 0
I don't get this FML. So OP doesn't have any extra money at all? And some random person offered OP money?
Brittneyyyy 7
All I do is win!
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
dumbfuck
FYL_hardd 0
OP, 13 really isn't a bad number! 13 is actually my number for soccer, & I'm not cursed with bad luck! :)
boringday123 7
YDI for believing in superstition.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
ydi for blamin ur beliefs on making u poor
karlita22 0
hahaha you really suck!!
ImsoMikhail 0
guess 12s the new unlucky xP
MrCalves 1
is there any possible way that the OP doesn't deserve this?
ZleveL 0
I was born on Friday the 13th and I'm not unlucky :O infact, I even lost my virginity when I was 13! ****** up huh?
KiddNYC1O 22
91- did you get raped?
humorizer 14
I'm not racist or anything, so it's not because you're black, but how in the heck did you get someone to have sex with someone as ugly as you? You don't even have eyes, or a nose or a mouth!
sc95060sc 0
lebron is rubbing off on u #47
amc813 0
13 is not bad really, its my lucky number and my number in all 3 of my sports
SeanFredrick 3
My sister was born on Friday the 13th... She's dead. Well damn now I'm sad.
the_flirtt 0
sorry to hear that Sean
clanceyrocks11 0
4 took the words right out of my mouth
illmatic2 16
Sorry Sean that sucks.
FFML_314 12
Where in sam hell did you need to park? Hopefully it was an amazingly epic place because, $13 for parking is crazy. Ok, maybe I'm just cheap. :P
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
139's obviously never been to Boston, NYC, DC, Chicago...
FFML_314 12
Is it really that expensive around those areas? I thought our $5 parking was expensive lol! I feel bad now.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh yes, it can be. Try to avoid the paid lots in Chicago, and you're likely to get towed instead. Although after I posted that, I realized OP's in Venezuela, so I really have no idea how expensive parking should be there. :]
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yah, on Friday the 13th a black cat walked in front of me, stepped under a ladder, and in the process I stepped on a crack. I then found 50 dollars on the ground
liljeron 0
y didn't u just take 12 :0?
Lurked 4
28- :D your cute
theOriginalBAM 0
105, your sports huh, so does that mean I have to ask permission to play them?
ZleveL 0
95- no lol XD 97- was that comment for me? cuz if so LMFAO
KiddNYC1O 22
139- ie: 10 dollars parking fee at jones beach
MoonzBlue 0
is it me or 13$ for a parking fee is a lot? YDI for being THAT superstitious...
time4coffee 3
In NY, 20 dollars is very cheap for 8 hour parking.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I paid $30+ in downtown Boston. Hell, I've paid more than $13 in downtown Nashville.
Niki53811 0
ha
swiftcreek2007 0
so it's bad luck to have bad luck or good luck to have bad luck.?
emmanizzer 6
hey! my birthday's on the 13th! and this year it'll friday the 13th! it's my favorite number! :)
RemixV4 1
lost it at 13? Most people would call that "being easy", not ****** up
Ouroboros_fml 0
Dear OP, Grow up.
samdude151 0
151 u look like ur 5 yrs old
holygodthatshars 0
13 is my favourite number :)
flippinsweetness 0
161-YOU'RE trololol
TehBearJew 0
Retard
TehBearJew 0
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TehBearJew 0
Double post, sorry.
Pleasure_Pirate 0
You'd damn well better be.
xoluvinshayxo 0
lmfaooo at #90 :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
We will find you and rape you and your parents because of your blasphemy
exiie 0
LOL this fml made me laugh hard.
Zazoo1995 23
Funny, OP, how it was exactly the opposite of unlucky...!
gabbielove 0
what an idiot....
Airpainter13 0
lol 13 is lucky come on
DocBastard 40
Next time ask for a rabbit's foot while throwing salt over your shoulder and walking under a ladder, all while a black cat crosses in front of you. On Friday the 13th. Superstition is for idiots who don't understand statistics.
mattman1994 0
holy crap you're #13 everyone RUN!!!
DocBastard 40
Of course I am. I planned it that way. My plan is proceeding exactly on schedule.
grace9856 0
13s my lucky number!! YDI
HeroOfMi 0
damn it! I was gonna make a comment #13 joke!!!!!!! u guys beat me...
chuk_norris_fml 0
WTF IS A 13$ BILL?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^ *facepalm* No, it says tha— HAAY! YOU'RE NOT THE REAL CHUCK NORRIS! He knows how to read!!! You smell like beef and cheese, and you sit on a throne of LIES!
krissytina 6
Ummm is that a serious question? the OP said 13 dollar bills which is 13 $1 bills
Kiara41 0
Chuck Norris doesn't need to know how to read. He just stares at books until they give him the information he wants.
fairies633 8
wow...
FreshSalad 1
$13 for parking... jeez
srunano 4
thats nothing, they charge $30 plus when there are sport games or an event here in the Bay Area
sourgirl101 29
49er and the Giants(baseballs). When are you going to get a basketball team? You're missing out.
ilynunezz 0
warriors
srunano 4
102...me?
sourgirl101 29
Golden state. Opps forgot about them. But they're easy to forget about. Sorry(;
srunano 4
Hey they were close to getting into the playoffs 2 years in a row...Dont forget about the Sharks :)
sourgirl101 29
108 I was. I need to get in the habit of writing #s when I'm speaking to someone. You said Bay area, that's San Francisco right? Just wondering what teams you were going to paying $30 to see. Btw I think you have a good football team this year.
srunano 4
It takes some getting used to....And I am really looking forward to seeing how the 49ers can put their good talent to use, And yeah the Bay Area encompasses San Fran, Oakland, San Jose, and Santa Cruz too.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
He doesn't say it all went to parking. He could've spent some of it on other stuff he needed and just ended up $1 short at the lot.
ArtIsResistance7 1
When you believe in things, that you don't understand, then you suffer... Superstition aint the way. Side note: that's an expensive parking fee.
Steve95401 49
Good job on the Stevie Wonder lyrics. Also, $13 (or more) for parking is pretty standard in many large cities.
epr 0
That song definately ran through my head aswell.
SeanFredrick 3
He couldve bought a 7$ item earlier or something. And it can be 30$+ for certain places and events, not really that bad.