Anonymous
Temecula, United States
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
T……
Sharing is caring
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML
Eiblake13
United States
Neverending cycle
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
anon
Give me a break
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
danthecomplicate
United States
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Snooping much?
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
The best way to eat Oreos is entire-package-in-one-sitting
HeadlessSparrow 20
You take the Oreo, split it, eat the side without the frosting first, and then you eat the side with the frosting. That's how you properly eat an Oreo.
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jet223 20
What could you even argue about. Everyone knows you have to twist, lick, and dunk. No debate.
JustinJK 21
I don't like eating it separately. I just dunk and eat. The cookie, to me at leaat, isn't as good when you lick out the center part.
IWishIWasObama 12
No you take 2 double stuff oreos, **** off one of the ends of each cookie. then you stick the ends that still has the frosting o
IWishIWasObama 12
sorry I ended mid-sentence, my boss called and I meant to hit the answer button but I hit the validate and then the answer so I couldn't edit it after the conversation. you take the ends with the frosting still on and make a quadruple stuffed oreo!
IWishIWasObama 12
oh dear lord, on my 58 "twist" off one end.
Drnknmonkey08 12
LOL #61 that was probably the best comment ever, phone problems much?? haha
HeadlessSparrow 20
You take the Oreo, split it, eat the side without the frosting first, and then you eat the side with the frosting. That's how you properly eat an Oreo.
TheBelt 19
No no no you've got it all wrong. First you have to open the package, then you have to take the frosting from all the oreos and put it in a bow, after the all the frosting is in a bowl put it in a microwave for about 10 to 15 seconds. then when the frosting Is all melted, take your oreo and dip it in the frosting and enjoy.
lulinator 40
Omg, #29. You just made me drool. Now I feel like I have disappointed the world by just eating my Oreos whole this morning.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I second that, #36
NotGabe 28
Drop a pack of Oreos in a cup, pour milk, crush it up with a spoon, and drink your problems away.
be82tw 17
Heretics! Everyone knows that the only right way to eat an oreo is to dip the whole cookie halfway in milk and eat the portion that has been reduced to delicious soggy chocolate and frosting pudding!
rashpimplezitz 9
Lol #29, nice thought, but I tried it and for some reason it wasn't as good as expected!! Oreos are always great though.. I'm just gonna stick with the classic milk-dip.
Dynamite73 25
But did you ever figure out the right way?
Firn 8
I don't think they did.. It's a topic that will be argued over forever! Also by the way I love your profile pic. JackSepticEye is the BEST!
WCARlover 35
The best way to eat Oreos is entire-package-in-one-sitting
stangluv 15
I knew I want the only one who did this. Just never thought I would find another person who did!
ScarredVox92 16
This. This is the truth.
MisterEx 28
Now I feel like Godzilla for eating 2 Oreo packages in one sitting :( *rolls away to get my diabet-o-meter*
lexiieeex3 32
But it needs to be double stuffed... I can't even look at that single stuffed crap anymore
SlipSpaceGixxer 13
Best way? It's the ONLY way!
abNormal62 23
Methodology isn't the issue here. Attention to details however is key here. At the table or in the bedroom? Dears vs undressed? Come on people use your imagination!!!
itsalanis 25
I have no idea how this is in any way relevant to eating oreos.
BI4ze 17
But what if there is no right way to eat an Oreo? The world may never know.
RickySleeves 20
Lick the frosting off first. No argument there.
ohjoy15 33
Refer her to that Oreo commercial where that one kid was showing the other asian kid how to correctly eat one.
badassmf1234 22
Well there is a right way to do it
Tournesol143 28
I would have thought this would be straightforward but I see even the commenters can't agree on how to eat an Oreo!