Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
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ollierocks96 0
I actually did have this happen
cch2010 0
thats nasty
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cch2010 0
thats nasty
schwinn11 0
You're full of it, no way that happened. How long have you been sit'n in your cubical dreaming that one up?
ollierocks96 0
I actually did have this happen
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#4, get back to the nursery, your mommy will punish you again if she sees you online unsupervised. OP, that sucks, and I've seen that sort of thing happen too. D: Was it tasty? XD
Shiva_fml 0
wow what an ass... udk if it happend or not
Tamm_10 0
you didn't have to eat it weirdo :] it's called spitting it out, unless it's some kind of freakish fantasy you have of coincidentally having a spider fall into your mouth and your first thought is to eat it and savor the taste, ha! FYL.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
#5 If it was flicked into his mouth, it probably went to the very back of his mouth or down his throat. You can't spit that out.
beachgirl199661 0
two spider fml's in a row ha ha
JERKKMONKEY 0
haha FYL. spiders don't Taste that bad... LOL JK
NoteMyGrin 0
Oh god, ah! That's icky! I hope you didn't swallow it. Must've sucked for the spider, too.
the_stereotype 0
ewwwww gross!
originalusername_fml 0
well, you gave the guy a target. maybe he was practising his aiming skills and you just happened to be his mark :D
perdix 31
The good news is it will eat all the flies in your stomach! That's gotta count for something.
redbluegreen 41
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
jessxoxo28 5
WTF is with spiders lately?!? i've already seen like 3 fml about it... im scared