Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
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FreshSalad 1
Spiders are good in Salads... >.>
ArtIsResistance7 1
YouTube it! You can market it as Spiderman 4: Spidey vs. Wenchosaurus!
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Comments (100)
moolatte 0
I think that's kind of funny. Please don't get mad at your bf, cause it's not like he did anything terrible.
smileygirl1234 0
haha i hate spiders. Well at least your boyfriend told you. :]
gecko13 0
dump him!
Tomatobee 4
Why dump him? That's hilarious! OP your boyfriend is pretty funny. At least he showed you before he put it all over YouTube/Facebook and what not.
L_M_L_10 0
don't dump him over something so childish. yeah I'd be pissed too, I'd probably go and brush my teeth a thousand times but, i would laugh about it later. if you broke up with him you are just stooping to the same childish level you put him on.
samgar 0
YUM YUM
tinybear93 0
I'd kill em. I hate bugs
number0 8
Kill them in your sleep? What a ninja.
nathan001 0
upload it to youtube
XxtaylahbabixX 0
fact: three to four spiders crawl in your mouth every year while your asleep
Xx_jESSii 3
Yuck I hate spiders lol but I really don't think that's a reason you should break up with him, he just thought it was funny give him a break.
Anonymous1113 0
EWWW ! LOL !
lindseytaylor201 0
#10 ahahahaha. and omg ! that's grossssss !