Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after lecturing my daughter about being responsible with her money, she got a package from Amazon. What was in it? A lamp shaped like toast. She already has a lamp. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML
Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
You think your life is ****** because Amazon is telling you to buy an amazing movie? You don't deserve an internet connection.
marinus_fml 20
Care to explain what else you've been buying?
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Comments (176)
m311 6
fyl!
pengiesully 0
kids these days
rallets 23
i dont see the problem the brave little toaster is awesome :/
syddyb 0
I would have been thrilled to get the brave little toaster. it's, like, one of the best movies ever made.
syddyb 0
I LOVE THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER!
katgurl 13
OP isn't cool enough to understand the awesomeness of the movie.. But his/her "fml" made me remember about the movie, and I have it loading right now :D !
cassiesaurus 0
exactly what I was thinking #15. damn kids.
EffinAhole 0
What's wrong with you Op?! that movie is awesome!
MissErikaHart 0
mayb you'll like it
bigphill1333 0
I used to love that movie! :)
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Exactly. This FML could be a MLIA! Just look at it differently.
wingsaver69 0
lol I agree
DudeImBetter 0
I use to watch that movie over and over when I was a little kid. my mom said I would watch it everyday.
qwerty8788 4
mines a pink vibrator. I'm a guy.
Rwstudent1 0
just looked at mine. 1. Ipod stand 2. D&D monster manual 3. D&D player manual... awsome. im such a stud lol
TheOptimist 0
Great movie.
daniella4680 0
saw mine: it says Texas cowboys bobble head if a player.... I'm a philedephia eagle fan. fMl
sum1new 0
lookin fine there miss sunshine
katgurl 13
@136 would you prefer it if it were... blue ?
marinus_fml 20
Care to explain what else you've been buying?
sourgirl101 29
Look at me! I made your list!!!! Yea!
marinus_fml 20
hahaha I was like WTF? I thought you had made a list down there somewhere about what else OP could have purchased :P I couldn't find it, then realised what you meant :)
sourgirl101 29
No-no. I was directly re-applying to you. I tend to follow the FML rules for the most part.(:
DocBastard 40
Marinus, might I suggest you add KaySL to the list? Otherwise he/she may rape you in the ass with a toilet brush. Again.
marinus_fml 20
Again?!
RedPillSucks 33
You were unconscious the first time. We all had fun. Including the gerbil.
Dudeitsnuri 0
oh yeah I remmember that day
knoll4007 3
hey hot dude! care to give me ur email?
DocBastard 40
Not here. Send me a PM Oh, you meant marinus. Nevermind. Stupid marinus with his stupid broad chest and rippling pecs.
abc1231 2
uh oh... #93- pedobear alert!
RedPillSucks 33
@141 - They call me "Pervy Sage!!!!" Erm... How old did you say you were again?
canadiangleek 0
I wanna be added to the list! ;)
badboy310 0
just one question what did you buy before ?
841337 0
**** xxx
Haterman123 0
really? ^
Walshey93 10
so? how is this an fml?
princess_ella 0
wow ur life sucks, but what could u have bought for it to end up like this?????
dtbomb 3
How is this an fml in any way?
aardvarkish 17
7, I think you should join the OP.
dtbomb 3
join him how? if your referring to my comment all I did was ask why it made this person's life be fd
Syrael 0
xD FYL
kellykerplunkksl 0
How in the hell is this an FML? That movie is a classic.
ladyvader401 5
My thoughts exactly!
mariahrawks 0
^ Genius.
beccusmaximus 0
Yeah, I don't see how horrible this is. So OP has bought classic children's movies in the past. I enjoy finding things I watched as a child on DVD, considering how many VHS tapes we lost in Katrina. What I really want to know is, when the piss did they put "The Brave Little Toaster" out on DVD?!
ShadyFTW1 0
OP you poor bastard, your life is completely ******. ydi
OochenSnoochen 15
like OMG what a life changing experience then again your from France your most likely gay.