Today, after lecturing my daughter about being responsible with her money, she got a package from Amazon. What was in it? A lamp shaped like toast. She already has a lamp. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML
Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
Today, my mom lit a candle in our living room, telling the family how much she loved it. She then went on the tell us that my dad got it for her and it must have been some cheap candle. I bought the candle as a gift for her on her birthday. FML
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
Today, my daughter found a bag of googly eyes I'd bought for a craft project I'd completely forgot about. She spent the day sticking them on random objects around the house. I now have a microwave that looks like it’s judging me for using it too much instead of actually cooking. FML
Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML
Today, I asked my mom why the lamp in the living room wasn’t working. She immediately plugged it in, it worked, and she called me a complete idiot. I haven’t slept in a week. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
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Ghostrui 31
Unless she's paying you rent and running behind on it, or is constantly asking money to pay bills she's behind on all the time leave it be.
mike3775 39
If she is ordering off of Amazon, I have to assume she has her own money. Let your daughter live her life
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mike3775 39
If she is ordering off of Amazon, I have to assume she has her own money. Let your daughter live her life
Ghostrui 31
Unless she's paying you rent and running behind on it, or is constantly asking money to pay bills she's behind on all the time leave it be.
Jesse Duff 15
did she have a toaster lamp though, thats the real question...also, to double down on what everyone else is saying, are you paying or her bills, are you covering her overspending, is she overspending...many questions.
BurnInDemonFire 39
But it's a lamp shaped like toast.
RichardPencil 32
What shape is her current lamp? I hope it's also toast. I always have to make two slices of toast, so toast lamps should come in pairs.
Crowned Sataness 12
If she's current on bills, leave her alone. She's allowed to have fun and nice things, especially if she's young and works for it
Tisinlovewithme 2
LMFAO
spinningrecords 14
Her money, her choice. We all have things we want but don’t really need, so lighten up a bit.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
But she didn't have a lamp shaped like toast!