Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after lecturing my daughter about being responsible with her money, she got a package from Amazon. What was in it? A lamp shaped like toast. She already has a lamp. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML
Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
You think your life is ****** because Amazon is telling you to buy an amazing movie? You don't deserve an internet connection.
marinus_fml 20
Care to explain what else you've been buying?
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Comments (176)
hahaHaleye 0
I freaking loved that movie as a child!
angel55033 12
blankey is my favorite, I love Kirby and radio too, but lampy and toaster are annoying, but still a great movie it was my fav growing up I have all x3. :D
kindlystfupls 0
woow. another girl like me.. weird lol I just had to tear myself away from the xbox controller so I could go to bed.. then ended up here commenting lmao!!
angel55033 12
yeaaa I am so tired and in bed but haven't made the effort to "sleep" yet lol
zeron 0
wow how is this even an fml, op you are a fool
Blacksmokehick 0
so what? who moderated this crap?
kalliomgbbq 0
I don't see how your life is ****** because of this. or at all. that is an amazing movie.
daywalker26 0
your lucky it didnt recognize what you search on the Internet. that would of been awkward .
valri3 0
Pointless FML. Just x it out fool.
catfish_charlie 0
WHAT! Best movie EVAR!
Mittle 0
that is a fantastic movie.
paprikacha 9
That's a good movie. It's also pretty messed up for a 'kid's' movie if you think about some of the plot too hard; replace the characters with humans/animals and it's a mess of abandonment and emotional abuse. I don't see the 'FML' in this. : /