Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after lecturing my daughter about being responsible with her money, she got a package from Amazon. What was in it? A lamp shaped like toast. She already has a lamp. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML
Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
You think your life is ****** because Amazon is telling you to buy an amazing movie? You don't deserve an internet connection.
marinus_fml 20
Care to explain what else you've been buying?
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Comments (176)
DonJuan_13 0
don't hate that's a ballin movie.
RedPillSucks 33
His/Her life is f*cked because Amazon reports to Homeland Security, who sees "The Brave Little Toaster" as a code for suicide bomber terrorists. OP, I suggest you check to see if anyone has been going through your trash lately, or whether your phone has been tapped. FYL, indeed.
slantyshanty 7
paranoia is obviously a foreign concept to you.
RedPillSucks 33
That's right. I'm paranoid of all foreigners... (You do realise I was joking, right? Ok, maybe it was lame)
KikiThePug 0
You know what? I bought that today for my daughter.. -checks trashcan
iltby 3
Oh, right, of course.
SaintE_fml 0
that movie changed my life!!! I toast nothing in vain
DaleksAreEpic 0
The Brave Little Toaster is a classic. You should be proud.
T_O_N_I 0
This is a disgrace to all FML's... your life could be MUCH more ****** up then being recommended a movie!
themixedt4pe 0
The only way this might be an FML is if you have a paralyzing fear of toasters. Brave Little Toaster RULES.
KaintukeeBob 13
"I have no appreciation for good movies because I subscribe to the misguided ideal that animated movies are automatically for children only." Go watch 'Legend of the Overfiend', rethink your misconceptions, and enjoy your damned movie.
Alexis31609 9
Hey, that movie is awesome! :)
chazpedersen 0
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!
everajade 0
that's only like the coolest movie ever. fyl if you can't appreciate a good recomendation.