Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
Shut-up, idiot. Your girlfriend thought you had a pimple until you pissed out of it.
heathz 9
geez time to get off that horse.
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Comments (197)
pegasus187 9
Well that sucks
cookie_3008 4
Thats nearly as bad as discovering at the end of the day, that somebody has eaten that icecream you were thinking about all day. =(
Keyman1212 14
If she had been sucking, he wouldn't have noticed the pimple. So yes, it does suck.
johnnysky 0
Ehh, I think it's kinda funny, myself.
BigBacker 0
I can't help but notice everyone of keyman's comments get thumbed down...OP, I think it's time you try abstinence for a while and see how funny he thinks that it.
Keyman1212 14
Eh, I'm having an off day.
Jovecove 13
Keyman... Guess you should take the week off.
Fml_FTW228 10
Nah, he should just give the **** up already. All of his comment are ******* dumb while he tries to sound smart but he most likely was in 6th grade 8 times..... (Pause for his gay comeback)..........
JoSmokes 10
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He shoulda popped it
J3R3MYY 14
I honestly thought thats were this story was going..
pilotdude8147 3
I did too
HomeAl0ne 20
Yeah, give the pimple a happy ending too.
widgywoo 8
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well, you should of grabbed his balls and went faster, squeezing them every few seconds.
ZXDriver 0
Because THAT would make him hard again.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#3, you're stupid. Doing what you said would bring immense pain.
RaidenEl 5
Lol yea he probly would f pushed you off if you did that
Torva_fml 16
68- nope, sarcasm or not, It wasn't funny. Since there is an immense lack of humor, I chose to believe that he is just an idiot.
ImFrackinBored 13
MrRocket I think every comment I've seen by you has been buried... o_O
Shiningstartp 9
It would if you grabbed them hard. Will lightly massage my boyfriends balls as we bang bang bang. He enjoys it. Just don't squeeze em like a stress ball.
Mister_Triangle 21
The people of fml are fickle beings. They don't just bury comments they find offensive, they bury jokes that they don't get, sarcasm that they don't detect, and people that they "didn't murder"
trollfaced 2
Go harder yourself :)
TheNinjaCat 10
Tell him not to be so soft... Heh.
silverhelms 5
Readin your post made me go soft
TheNinjaCat 10
Oh, I think you're on the wrong site for that, m'lovely :)
Jovecove 13
Stalking your profile made me hard.
nothingtodisplay 7
12- love your makeup!! :)
TheNinjaCat 10
127 thanks do much x
TheNinjaCat 10
*so
heathz 9
geez time to get off that horse.
Steven696 6
At least he didn't try to pop it
pinkdisco 3
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..gutted!
leogirl95 12
What?
Yetifoot 0
In yo butt
EmreArslan 11
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Mood killer? Or killer mood? Or just ... Nvm
danishbagel 3
Yeah, I won't.
man_in_black08 28
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Your bf is soooo soft.. for going soft