Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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diving_fml 30
who keeps dead hamsters?
TanzWolf 26
What the ****?
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diving_fml 30
who keeps dead hamsters?
Xivion 19
Biology majors?
King_Nero 15
Future serial killers
Emelka_fml 20
I agree. That's extremely creepy
sayyestothedress 24
Her brother
simplysarcastics 26
I am a biology major and I do not keep any dead animals dude. °=°
mageepaigeee44 15
Maybe he's into taxidermy.
Ilsimen 2
OP's brother.
incoherentrmblr 22
I was wondering what happened to all the hamsters after those KIA car commercials...
ILookAtFMLs 13
People with very large reptiles; pythons, boas, big ass lizards, etc. Probably not true in this case though because I don't see any mention of them being frozen.
CoolCookie210 22
Her brother, apparently
Ichiya 29
Just be glad they weren't gerbils.
Zappaz 32
baby ones too
TanzWolf 26
What the ****?
iAmPaul 49
Oh that's disgusting.
TheMalygos 21
"Oh that's nasty" Cleveland Brown voice
Helvanica 22
I don't even..
princesspeachxox 18
Why can white girls only count odd numbers, because they can't even
Rawrshi 25
"Well, she's a guy, so... "
Khaleesi_26 30
"Thank you people who say 'I can't even', for showing us that you can't even finish a sentence." - Jimmy Fallon's thank you notes.
princesspeachxox 18
I was referring to the joke all over tumblr haha or else I would've changed "can't" to "don't" as well :)
people_annoy_me 23
No. Just no.
missyfiona89 28
You mean you didn't smell anything funky? I mean, it must have smelled, and that should have prompted you to check. Right?
gabwielle 8
Once already decomposed there's no smell :(
Melix 31
Uhh I think you need to talk to your brother about that. You can also run, running is a good option too.
Rababco 29
Of course you would say that Doctor!
shay_serendipity 29
Well. Um. Why.
sanuxo_ 22
Why.. Just why?
Bloink 25
i hate it when that happens
MrSassypants 34
Me too. It happens to me about every other week. Boxes of dead hamsters just keep showing up. FedEx really hates that I changed to UPS.
vikky538 29
the hamster FMLs are back...