Lucy
United States
Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mommabuser
Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
lexigan4
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
HttpsHaileyy
United States
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
hamsterlovinn
United States
Hammy
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
hellphone_fml
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
redeye
United States
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Miss<Younger>Beyoncé
Windhoek, Namibia
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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BrownSugar_fml 5
Hehe that must have been one happy hamster.
perdix 31
Bad idea! Hell, yeah, that's a bad idea! Your drunk hamster will start to do The Hamster Dance and that annoying song will come on. It will get stuck in your head for weeks until it slowly releases its grip on your brain. . . and then it plays again and the torture starts anew!
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perdix 31
Bad idea! Hell, yeah, that's a bad idea! Your drunk hamster will start to do The Hamster Dance and that annoying song will come on. It will get stuck in your head for weeks until it slowly releases its grip on your brain. . . and then it plays again and the torture starts anew!
detskul 0
haha! lol ya he'll do the Hamster Dance! lol
CallMeHush 1
A pox on you for bringing it up, now it is stuck. Stuck and it won't come out. Now I have to go listen to Barry Manilow to kill it but that will be stuck. Curses,
perdix 31
I probably shouldn't mention Kylie Minogue, but oops, I just did. Her little ditty, "Can't Get You Out of My Head" is a very effective scrubber for any other song. The downside is that one gets stuck in your head.
DamnedSeraph 0
What about that Ketchup song?
rockintothebeat 0
wow you're picking on a complete stranger just because of their profile picture?
Amberleaf29 0
What, are you stupid or something? For God's sake, you think it's FUNNY. That poor hamster! Wine (any drink with alchohol in it, actually) is DEADLY to hamsters. DEADLY. The hamster is DEAD, and all you can do is laugh about it? Shame on you! How would you like your dog or cat to eat something that's poisonous to it, and die?! You'd be upset! And don't feed me this shit that "I don't have a dog/cat, so I don't care," because I know you'd be devastated if that happened to ANYONE you were close to!!!! :'(
xxXChiiXxx 2
Jeez, overreacting much?
Yaridovich23 0
It's a freakin' hamster. I think it'll be alright. Unless it's dead of course...
scarletdragonfly 5
Good point... My cat DID have a little sip of wine once, but...
Stotan1228 0
That was my first thought as well 21. It's a ******* HAMSTER you twit. And so you know #19, rodents can absorb as much alcohol into their systems as people. MANswers hooooo!
mandar730 0
Firstly, unless the hamster was drinking a whole bottle of wine, it was probably ok after a few hours. Alcohol is not poisonous to hamsters; they have a super-high tolerance for it and metabolize it quickly . Things like hangover drugs are tested on hamsters, for god's sakes. Secondly, hamsters love booze and will willingly choose water with alcohol in it over plain water. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/09/090901082552.htm. #19 should have spent more time paying attention in biology class and less time composing knee-jerk "think of the children/pets" responses on the internet.
jebby011 0
manwers FTW
htownlove 0
that's soo true I had a hamster for 2 years and I was really sad when he died :-<
Kiwisselover 0
First off, you guys, that was very rude. That was my sister, and we HAVE had a hamster die from drinking alcohol. Is it any wonder my sister (supreme animal-rights activist) would be upset?
Stotan1228 0
so why did you give it wine if you're so concerned dumbass?
lalalaski 3
moron, OP wasn't laughing. that's why they posted it to FML.
mattykent3 4
Just a hamster calm down.
gummybear1996 13
I realize that you would be upset if it was your family pet, but for people who have never met the hamster, the mental image of a drunk hamster is pretty damn funny (even if that wasn't the actual effect of the wine)
kyliebeatriz08 0
poor hamster, yell at the kid!!!!!!
PsychoMerk 0
He's dead isn't he? D;
movies12 0
You GO #19 TELL HIM!!!!!!
Cinn_fml 23
Aw, I really hope your hamster is ok. I'm not sure how deadly wine is to them (though judging by a post a few up I'd say a bit). Reminds me of when my hamster got high on the medication we had to give it, that was funny!
t0xicred 8
Did you know that hamsters can out drink a human. It's true. I forgot what university did the research but I know they use hard alcohol. I hope your hamster is ok.
ouchthatsux 0
We're more sober then a hamster... I feel like a pussy :(
tereshay 0
oh Shiet, ur hampster got tipsy?!
ninomunoz 0
Wait, u weren't trying to be sexy?! Damn, I wonder how good u look when u try o_o;
McCannCanTriple 0
I would assume the hamster is dead. How would it take to make hamster drunk though?
Cinn_fml 23
Depends how much of a lightweight it is.