Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
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silent_bride 5
Why... WHY would you put something with wet superglue in a cage with a living creature? Especially something essential to its survival? I hope the poor thing is okay - you should know better.
Zya_fml 8
Oh no, that poor hamster :(
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Comments (83)
Zya_fml 8
Oh no, that poor hamster :(
golferman72 16
Poor buddy
doctorhook86 25
Animal abuse is not cool, OP.
Zya_fml 8
I'm sure it wasn't intentional.
mylifesucks_fml 1
why would they super glue the bottle on?! there's things that can hold it in place or you can move it...
RaggleFrock 13
Why would you superglue it on? How would you take it off to refill it?
kakarot2 11
You poke a hole on the top.. Not rocket science
alliewillie 22
You're right, it's NOT rocket science. The whole mechanism that makes it work is suction, which is ruined if u poke a hole in the top and the air comes in.
winnerme123 8
Next time use duct tape.
Goose005 0
55 - The bottle most likely isn't pressurized. Most use gravity and a tiny bearing that the hamster pushes in to drink. Poking a hole really wouldn't make a difference. God I love rocket science
MsBHaven 8
As much as Im a bonafide animal lover.. the image those simple sentences invoked had me spitting my cereal across the room! ...If i hadn't almost choked to death I definitely wouldn't have been able to fight off a giggle! :S
Oreohugzpenny 4
You are a dumbass Op.
natty098 2
why would u leave the hamster in the cage whilst waiting for the glue to dry?! it's common sense OP!!
RainingDaydreams 0
Is the hamster all right?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Please tell me it didn't die D': that would absolutely ruin my day
Inediblepeaches 15
15- Fitting with the Fluttershy pic X3
Hiimhaileypotter 53
22- Glad to see the intended effect worked ;)
golferman72 16
It died.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
41- YOU MEAN OLD BULLY, YOU!
eoko 12
OP commented on the third page, saying the hamster ended up not being harmed.
silent_bride 5
Why... WHY would you put something with wet superglue in a cage with a living creature? Especially something essential to its survival? I hope the poor thing is okay - you should know better.
pmadNess 16
Needless to say, the fumes cannot be good for the hamster...
bertman21 5
Eff the hamsters life not yours op you fool
Calyx_fml 22
Richard Gere used superglue too.
newbiehere99 6
I wanna fit in so I'll start my comment of with "at least"
newbiehere99 6
Oh yeah the comment ... "at least the hamster won't get thirsty"
unknown_user5566 27
Fitting in: you're doing it wrong.
alliewillie 22
Scary thing is she raised (at least one) child with this kind of common sense. Did you use to superglue your kid's sippy cup to his fingers so he wouldn't drop it?
teague95 16
your hamster has a glass cage....FANCY!
zannah 9
Hamsters arent gonna have aqauariums...
RaggleFrock 13
My hamster rides a pony (see pic) now that's fancy.
Thisismypchere 8
YDI. God, this is horrible.
Donqueesha 0
#CRAYZY #HAMSTER #LADY #IMDONE
abrams70 19
how did op get the hamster off the glass?
cassiebear7652 7
It doesn't say he/she did
nerdchic 5
Prob peeled him off or cut his fur.. No biggie it was an accident
ShyAnn29 15
I bet they had to cut it's fur, since it was super glue.
nikkinik63 1
Nail polish remover can take off superglue. But with the lack of common sense OP has I bet she didn't do that.
missnuthin 10
Nail Polish Remover. Make sure it has acetone in it. It should loosen the glue enough you can gently pull the poor critter off.
brewmasterg 34
It'll make the poor animal either die of the fumes or trip balls. A haircut is a safer option here, seeing the damage they've already caused. Even if you thought it was okay to put superglue in there, WHY would you leave the animal in there until it dried? Surely you know how easy it is to glue your fingers together- and if it's caused damage to the installation before; why would you expect its behavior to change when you glued it? Idiot.
Error504 6
And have you considered it not being glued to the rodent's fur, but its hairless pieces of its body? No hair cutter can break it free if the problem is THAT.
Herculesninja27 5
Well you must have scored a perfect on the iq test hahaha
imavelociraptor 6
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downtime 13
Scored a perfect...?
t_raw1234 11
More like FML for the hamster.
DracoSpirita 21
16 - Or her daughter. "Today, I came home from school to find my hamster super-glued to the side of his cage. I found out that my mother, in a moment of great stupidity, thought that gluing the hamster's water bottle to the side of the cage while he was still in there was a good idea. I can't get him unstuck. FML."