Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
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elephantom12 9
You my friend, got owned.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day
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deviable 9
That's when you break out the laxatives.
DDpandaz 0
Damn your husband is good!!! Get back at him though...
kateheartswaffle 0
I dunno about you, but I'd definitely notice if my shampoo was suddenly bright green. Unless of course you just use whatever happens to be in the shower.
tjv3 10
I think you lost the war
Blinx92 0
Unscrew the showerhead and stick a bullion cube in there (I perfer to use the beef kind) and screw it back on
rexku 0
Ugh, that's some nasty shit before it's dissolved correctly in food. Thx 4 the idea though ;)
briguy007 0
no its snot haha that sucks though
Gabcookie 0
Her SHAMPOO! Last time I checked, you don't use SHAMPOO as soap.
Kelli_Rose 0
This used to be me& my husband when we 1st got married. A couple pranks: saran wrap UNDEr the lid of a toilet seat & the ole shaving creqm or mousse on the hand while they r sleeping, then tickle their nose. swear it works. what stopped our pranks? i threw really, really cold ice water - full large bucket full - over the shower curtain. when he didnt scream i opened the shower curtain to find him going into shock. cut your loss & move on. hey, at least its halloween!
crownlogic 25
Uhhhh......O___o''
NeatNit 33
You and your husband are both awesome people.
ambamm135 7
Lmfao well at least you two have a sense of humor sounds like you two have a very lively relationship :)