Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
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elephantom12 9
You my friend, got owned.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day
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Comments (175)
leahk1785 0
At least it wasn't nair!
mrscohol 3
Wouldn't that hurt her too? XD
jackipdoc 31
At least she still has hair!
Tanny91 0
If you're angry, I'll guess you be call you She-Hulk
Valentina_Baby 7
put nair in his shampoo :)
zombicidal 11
you may know challenge Harley Quinn for your place beside the Joker
bjulie1998 5
I love Harley Quinn.
zombicidal 11
me too reason why my picture is her in arkham city
Fudgee_xOx 10
Well halloweens coming up, I think you can rock it! Haha
LiveLaughFML 10
revenge is sweet and it's served on a cold dish.
Splurgeaholic 4
Now it's your turn, put laxatives in his coffee right before work ;)
spizZzy 0
U would do that to ur husband lol???
Confuciussay 6
22 - Remind me to stay away from you as far as possible. Thank you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Not as bad as messing up OP's hair! I'm sure hubby could get to a toilet and then maybe go home sick.
deadman93 8
my idea here (if no one has said it already) would be to take jolly ranchers cut then up enough so water will pass through the shower head. the result: water will come out clear and he will become sticky when he dries. or use this one stuff that comes out whatever color it is when you piss.
SirEBC 7
Yeah. Pretty sure no one has said that.
deviable 9
Or put powdered koolaid in the shower head. The red kind comes out looking like blood.
deadman93 8
powdered kool-aid works but it gets used up real fast. jolly ranchers dissolve slowly and its discreet.
All_Blacks 2
Halloweens on Monday.
NotMuchLuck 0
Seems like you have a nice relationship as long as you don't get mad at each other about the pranks