Today, I had a sex dream about a coworker I've known for a few weeks. He's a lovely guy, but is not someone I'd usually be attracted to. He's also 18, and I'm 29. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
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Anderling 33
Dreams are weird and not generally a reflection of what you would act upon in real life. It happens and it sucks, but it’s normal. What matters is that you wouldn’t act on it.
wrenavery90 12
It's called a crush. Happens to all of us. It will pass.
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Anderling 33
Dreams are weird and not generally a reflection of what you would act upon in real life. It happens and it sucks, but it’s normal. What matters is that you wouldn’t act on it.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Dude did you just watch a Netflix movie because that is the same theme on a movie I just watched on there about a 29 year old life guard and a 18 year old teen. Just watch the movie and get it out your system...
RichardPencil 32
You should take advantage of the huge double-standard since it works in your favor. A 29-year-old guy banging an 18-year-old girl would be considered a predator. The other way around is perfectly OK. Full steam ahead!
wrenavery90 12
It's called a crush. Happens to all of us. It will pass.