Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
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elephantom12 9
You my friend, got owned.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day
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xlibra259x 0
what are you guys 10-year olds? lol
hilary56 0
They're just keeping their love alive..through pranking
ToxicCandyTree 9
Just put on some really pale foundation, smudge some red lipstick over your lips, and buy a purple tench coat. You'll have a Halloween costume AND look fabulous. ;D
leadman1989 16
Well someone's getting circumcised.
jeremy0690 0
hahahahha that was amazing
jeremy0690 0
hahahahha that was amazing
bonnie_vb8 5
haha I ******* love you
RoxUrSoxs 0
Lmao! Clever. But if y'all have been pranking each other y wouldn't u think of checking ur shampoo first??? I would check EVERYTHING if I would be in a pranking war...haha YDI...sorry
EvilPotato 15
I got an idea kill his mother! To far?
Ecklcakes 15
Better than pepper spray on your toilet paper.
Stupend0us 7
See nikkiandjohn.com. A couple that always plays pranks on one another. Some are pretty good.
13FMYLIFE 0
And you gave him the idea to make the last prank the best for exactly what reason?
whiterabbit420 4
We play pranks at work all the time. Someone got a chocolatey handprint on their shirt today, I got my apron strings covered in honey while I was in the bathroom. If I had a prank war at home I'd def be checking my shampoo. (the same way I check my beverage, sandwich, etc. at work.) YDI for agreeing to be in a prank war
Clarice1 9
That is pretty awkward, but I actually think it's really cool that you and your husband do fun, playful stuff like that.