Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML
Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML
Today, I came home and heard the shower running. Assuming my roommate was in there, I yelled, “Don’t use up all the hot water!” Then my roommate walked in with groceries. I froze. The shower stopped. The bathroom was empty. Now I have to move out or start charging rent to a ghost. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
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chrstygrl06 10
Omg, psycho roommate! So, that's where they got the idea for The Roommate:P
jonseyop 0
To catch a sneaky glimpse at his Willy
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Comments (257)
chrstygrl06 10
Omg, psycho roommate! So, that's where they got the idea for The Roommate:P
twist_of_fame93 0
amazing ass prank. i woudlv died of a heartack
iSnowboard 0
your pic is scary
allmidnighteyes 11
ass pranks are the best pranks!
Hidan_fml 0
Give your roommate a high five for me for pulling off this amazing prank.
grovyle210 3
+1 roommate -9999999999999 OP
hatepineapple 14
#5, is that an "amazing-ass prank" or "amazing ass-prank"?
USAF_girl 3
That's ****** up but funny as hell. lol
babyale760 0
I would of punched him straight on the face. then I'd cry but that's just me.
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
bahahahahaha xDDDD now I wanna see the roommate o_O
Susieee_Q 9
OP, your roommate has a very crude, odd sense of humor....
grovyle210 3
i beg to differ, they have an awesome personality
muhaidib 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
LOL ur roommate is cool :P
josephhhhhh 0
Hala Madrid puta barca:)
sbharani96 4
he could be Muslim but still live in France.
MurphyJB 0
#85 You are aware someone can be Arabic, or any race/nationality for that matter...and live anywhere in the world, right? It's a pretty amazing concept, I know.
ZeeBest86 6
People r so ignorant...you can be an Arab and not be muslim. Arab=ethnicity Islam=religion my fiancé is a Christian Arab.
KingCeltic77 18
I got a classmate who's an Arab Christian.
GoingCommando93 14
I'm confused.... Weren't we talking about OP's roommate and pranks?
Helpfulman 17
That's actually a really good idea.
Scotth901 22
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amayaa_fml 7
why would you take a closer look?
gusgus36 5
to see if he's still breathing or actually dead?
jonseyop 0
To catch a sneaky glimpse at his Willy
stephanie911_fml 0
44-win
chefstar1 0
to see if he wants to play xbox, why else would they take a closer look
redfishbluefish2 13
Why wouldn't you?
pugpuggy 21
Lets say you walked into your bathroom to find somebody dead in your bathtub. What's the first thing you'd do?
HedgehogHead 0
LMFAO:D thts a beast prank;))
AJM3000 0
^^^win!
SpideyRules 9
+1!
radmuffin 12
HedgehogHead, your pictures kicks major ass!!! :D
DEXter501 0
I wonder how long he's been waiting for you in that bathtub... That's just a little creepy and sad.
guilio_2008 0
I would of initially laughed and seen if there was a reaction and if he didn't move, called the police and ****** with him back.
TenderWhispers 0
Piss in his cologne, I've heard it's never been done
cant7see7me7 3
7 wasn't that another recent post?
TenderWhispers 0
ahhh, buddy that's the joke. kinda missed the boat eh?
GeraldisTheG 3
fool
Sashadiscovery 0
hey, it was done already. my dad with his friends piss in cologne of his roommate. Unfortunately roommate never realized it and. used that cologne for another 2.5 month. My dad got to share room with him all this time.
surge_408 0
Wow thats actually a really good prank. no offense to yu pissing yourself. hajaha but thats hilarious! though your friends an asshole hajaha
ejakulator3k 0
lol ownd
QWERTYCommander 5
Thank you for giving me a prank to try on my siblings, OP.
p33dmypant5 0
that's a horrible prank! I love to trick people in any way but I wouldn't fake a death in that way!
ComTlancy 12
your username really suits this FML.