Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
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elephantom12 9
You my friend, got owned.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day
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Comments (175)
ohhhjayR 0
sounds like a prank from that mtv show called 'pranked' er something like that.
robberry 11
He clearly won.
anthonydude 9
Well, it happens to be close to Halloween. You could dress up as the joker.
hannah503 3
This is exactly what I'm looking for in a marriage... Why is this even a FML. I'd love it if a man took the time out of his day to put green dye into my shampoo bottle. That's love.
christyxbee 15
This has to be categorizes as one of the dumbest FMLs on this website. Seriously. You litteraly asked for that to happen and now you're complaining about it to us as expecting what exactly, that we would sympathize with your unwanted hair color? There are starving kids in Africa, problems in the middle east and problems housing some of the poorest families here in the US and you and your husband are wasting your time on stupid shit like prank wars? Sounds like someone needs a hobby, a good book, or simply to turn on the tv and get attuned to what's really going on around you and maybe learn something from all of it and grow up a bit. Hair is something that can always be fixed and gone back and redone over and over. But you only get one life to make a difference, one that can't go back and be redone like hair can. I hope this insight helps, and that OP hears these words. Just a little exhausted over the juvenile actions adults partake in and expect sympathy for them in return.
absolutegrrr 7
141, need a hug?
jmuld 3
Prank war? Grow up..
Cat_Daniels 6
#141that was a waste of space. And If you truly think that why do you have an FML account??
MyS3lf 24
Sounds like he's been watching 'That 70's Show'.
yoshiyakiryu 20
I actually find it awesome that a married couple would do this :D