Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML
Today, my husband came out of the bathroom and screamed, "Call 911 because I just murdered this motherfucking toilet!” then laughed hysterically at his own stupid joke. I was on a Zoom meeting at the time. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
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SarahSehhati 40
I would take a picture of him in the tub put it on Facebook and post: Someone started their period....
AFaye3964 17
Thats a horrible prank to pull!
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AFaye3964 17
Thats a horrible prank to pull!
OysterPearls 33
I will never understand why people find it funny to do things like this to people that care about them...
Silver7827 14
I agree, would have been worse if she fainted though, there might be actual blood if she hit the floor hard enough.
littleteapot 21
Next time he does this just start laughing and say, "Good thing I took out a life insurance policy on him!"
Martnikk 15
#11 this is called morbid humor and some people get a crack out of it.
ChevyRedneck85 13
That's great. I'm trying this on my wife.
garrett_8614 14
So since the camera messed up, does this mean we won't see the video on YouTube?
Sports_guy3 28
Kinda does.
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
Dexter ♥
SarahSehhati 40
I would take a picture of him in the tub put it on Facebook and post: Someone started their period....
ChristianH39 30
I really doubt any good could come from having that picture
ChristianH39 30
Didn't see the edit, I stand corrected lol
Nyx7 24
That sounds wonderful, bet he wont do it again
orsombre_fml 11
What a great idea!
Razi_tail 25
Oh I would be furious with him! Time for some revenge.
Lct1196 31
As long as it doesnt include that type of humor. It really isnt funny to pretend to commit suicide. In fact, Im glad the "prank" didn't record correctly
theladygamer 10
Bloody hell man xD
A07 48
Sounds like you have a keeper.
Sports_guy3 28
Come back to the website when you have learned how to use your brain.
TheLynx_fml 20
Lol I agree
Drfucked 9
Your husband sounds awesome. Still an awful joke to pull on someone who loves you!
Pingvinai 37
He has started a war. Get back at him!
KaterinaPatrova 10
this is hilarious!
MLardinos 14
That is horrible! I'm sorry OP. I would have had a heart attack.
Godsofdracos 15
Be happy you have a humorous husband :)
Khaleesi_26 30
Thats not funny for someone to fake their death for a prank. Thats just plain horrible.
iwadasn 33
I don't think you or OP's husband understand what humor actually is. Making a loved one think you killed yourself is cruel, not funny.
Nordrag 26
To be fair. Some people find humor in cruelty. I would assume if that was part of their sense of humor you would know before marrying them. So this type of prank shouldn't be completely unexpected.
Godsofdracos 15
Keep in mind he may have got the idea from a friend or the internet; the main point is that if he pulled one prank he's probably pulled more. Who the hell wants a boring relationship?
Gubbon 17
Dude what. I would literally faint when I came to such a scene, which means I could be seriously harmed from hitting my head or other things. Not to mention the traumatic effect such a "prank" can have.