Out of shape
United States
Out of shape
Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Anonymous
Today, like every day for the past year or so, I went for a walk. And like every time I go for a walk, I got severely winded halfway through. I have no medical issues like asthma, I’m just out of shape. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Knackered
Today, I'm fit, but so exhausted from work that I hardly managed to even climb the stairs. Yet, as soon as I sit on the couch for longer than half an hour, my butt starts hurting. So I guess it’s either reading a book lying on my stomach, which makes my back hurt, or hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Frozen
Steele, United States
Fall vibes
Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Knackered
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML
You knock me off my feet
United States
Cartoonish
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
Top comments
rudico67 8
Well... if you're an elderly person with COPD, I can totally understand how you might have gotten winded!
bleuroze 4
Me with my weighted blanket. Then you've worked up such a sweat you don't even want the blanket anymore but you're too exhausted from wrestling the blanket to remove the blanket.
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lexxiasaurus 31
don't know what it is, sometimes trying to pull the blankets plus my cat laying on them up is the hardest thing, especially trying to not uppercut yourself in the face!
rudico67 8
Well... if you're an elderly person with COPD, I can totally understand how you might have gotten winded!
bleuroze 4
Me with my weighted blanket. Then you've worked up such a sweat you don't even want the blanket anymore but you're too exhausted from wrestling the blanket to remove the blanket.