Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest, ugliest man at the table looked me over then stared at my chest. He then started to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, while sitting in a bar, I offered to buy the drunk chick sitting next to me a drink. She was a lot more inebriated than I thought, because she looked at me with bloodshot eyes and cheerfully responded, "There's a rotten smell in my vagina!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
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teehee520 0
Lmao, an origami vajayjay?! That's pretty awesome.
narwhalz 0
Just imagine what he can do with those hands!
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BeautyAndBrains 0
OMG! EW!
AnotherStranger2 0
An origami ******? ...That is awesome. :D But seriously, YDI... better places than a bar. ...I want to meet that guy. XD He has teh skillz.
FMLwrestler 0
Well what did you expect? If you guys are nasty and slutty, and go to a bar looking for "action", then of course guys are naturally going to be turned off. Not to mention, you do this AT A BAR. What are you, some nasty fat alcoholic wino? Eww yeah I probably wouldn't want action from you either! Guys like it when you are turned on by them... we don't like it when you are turned on by every guy in the room, and you take what you can get. Because then in the back of our mind, we never really know if you truly like US for US or not, if if you're just desperate. We also wonder if another guy will come along and you'll be fickle and go with him instead. So if you want to get guys, improve your looks, lose some weight, and most importantly get a better attitude. Go to a bar to have fun, and maybe meet Mr. Right- don't go to a bar "to get action". YDI x infinity
DarkMirror 0
Isn't that pornogami?
bbfan93 0
My question is WHY make a paper ******? And WHY would you give it to women? They already have a ****** it's not like they need a paper one.
UncleverName_FYL 0
OP YDI for going to a bar when theres 100 guys at the club willing to give you action. guys at bars = watching the game or band & getting smashed guys at clubs= dancing or making moves & getting laid Its very simple girls
Shlizabeth 0
It seems like the people at the bar thought you were all lesbians or something, that's the only reason I could think of a man walking up to 3 women and instead of hitting on them, giving them an origami vajay. Maybe next time just try to mingle more? FYL though, that really sucks.
FeelYaFallinAway 0
That's creepy
Naheelawhatwhat 0
quit your bitchin please......it's not the end of the world if you don't get hit on with guys at bars....they're only good for a good lay anyways....no long term relationship potential there.
NightStar 0
Okay that's kinda funny lol. I mean it's totally creepy, but funny. And impressive if he really made one. Origami is hard.