Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I did the math: if I wiped out my savings account, the joint account I have with my husband, as well as the savings accounts I started for nieces and nephews to pay for student loans, I would only owe $41,000 more. FML
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
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Top comments
nammz 0
you're pathetic get a job ydi
LTMcleod 0
to bad you don't buy your own food, electricity, gas, insurance, maybe heat, water bill, furniture. :p
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Comments (174)
nammz 0
you're pathetic get a job ydi
iownyou777 0
first
iownyou777 0
first
jstaines47 16
He might have a job and just has to spend all the money don't be a pricked
Namelesskid 5
He's not pathetic. I mean, he almost had $17.38...
SasuNaru_fml 0
Wow. o.O JOB
ohshitlolrofl 0
YOUR AN IDIOT!!!
Snowstar 0
I didn't know we can own "an idiot"s. Use proper grammar when calling someone an idiot, you hypocrite.
godlike1 5
Idiot's
K410 18
You're
readblink 1
I agree with #1...it's your fault you have nothing saved.
sourpatchbitch 0
haha loser.
Mankbeast 0
lol that sucks
spillproof 0
Wow. Sorry but that is your fault.
uhmfml 0
you might want to do that like.. 10 years ago.... get a job. start now.
Blahp 0
Pretty much your fault.
teehee520 0
That's sad. I'm half your age and have more than that. And no, I'm in no way spoiled or employed, I just know how to save.
LTMcleod 0
to bad you don't buy your own food, electricity, gas, insurance, maybe heat, water bill, furniture. :p