Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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pan1cked 0
it's just MTV... I think you'll be okay.
MarlaSurette1 0
you really have to think about the type of fans they are though, they are the type that will over and over and OVER again. whereas the type of fans that would vote for Harry potter and inception really don't give a **** about MTV.
sonangedemusique 2
just FYI, some people are fans of all 3. ;) However, I don't waste time voting on that crap.
carameldrizzle 0
i could win an award too if i wrote some crappy mary sue fanfiction. no one would be able to tell how bad it was as long as one of my main characters was hot, and i mentioned it on every chapter.
BagleHead 6
You sound like Bryan in that Family Guy episode
niki74_fml 0
so true
ugliness 6
well the genre is half romantic, you can't really hate on a book for what it's actually supposed to be I could hate on a non fiction book for being boring and too factual, which is what it was meant to be haters be hatin
rukus310 0
shut up Meg
Clioo_fml 17
I've read the books. They were terrible. There's no plot line, no character development, and no realism. Yeah, it's fiction but it can still seem real. Bella would seem real enough as the role of "whiny, immature, and horny teenage girl" if Meyers had actually tried to write her as that.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
ya well thats MTV. twilight sucks, all the other movoes are good. end of story.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
*movies*
Rusty325 4
nah I wanna watch movoes, they sound cool
RipperRoo 0
MTV stopped being music television years ago. Now days it's just full of crappy reality shows.
FlashBurn 13
No debating that, they started sucking when they started having reality shows on, and all music tv stations are heading that way. Sucks indeed.
jvillan87 5
Yup...this all started when they first aired "The Real World". That's when MTV took a nose dive. Then came MTV2. They actually played music...now all you see is Jersey Shore reruns...**** MTV.
rockstar417 0
lol yeaaaaa I thought harry potter should've won
Gallaghers 0
Bitch bitch bitch, is that all you do? has this really ruined your life? Grow up and you'll start seeing and experiencing real problems.
supermagz 4
gaaaah.......I must say we need a movie Hitler
TheSvoloch 5
Or a movie Stalin. Uncle Joe killed more people than Hitler
idongeyo 0
i love twilight
supermagz 4
don't make go pop the trunk on you
LucianDeSouza 4
cover yourself with honey and roll around in glitter , then f*** yourself . maybe then u'll become vampire .
northern_lights 0
****. You.
aaaahhDamn 0
seriously though, GetTheFuckOut.
dinosluver13 1
I love it too!:P
JennaMarie420 2
I love twilight, but I don't want to be a vampire. The movies suck but the books are some of the best I've ever read. Don't judge people just because it's not your thing.
whoisthisgirl 4
I just like all movies... I can't wait till transformers 3 and part two of HP though :)
amazinghorseback 4
**** u get out of this it is against twilight not for it
love_you77 9
all the movies completely suck, in my opinion. the book are okay...I guess...
saksxalmo 20
We're not judging you because it's not our thing, we're judging you because you have bad taste in books.
IscoreOnU 19
No twilight is way over rated and way to hyped up. Ok so it had good books. Then o back and read them in your cave and stop arguing with people about it. Clearly not everyone likes flaming vampires. So just stop.
littlebug1575 0
I'm judging
Daniruu 4
More like, f our generation's lives.