Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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huey565 0
That's because MTV is stupid, wait until the real awards shows
DjeePee 25
*goes to profile* Oh, you're 14. Then everything is alright, those books were made especially for your age category. Hopefully you'll discover the really good books when you grow older.
huey565 0
But c'mon, really?! Harry Potter's a classic, Toy Story was the greatetst kids film of all time, and inception was 1 big mindfuck! And they lose 2 twilight?!?!
rawr9able 4
Twilight can eat shit and die in a fire. It and its fans make Bram roll in his grave in pure pity and hysteria at the fact that this generation loves those *******. I had the displeasure of having to read the series and good god it killed brain cells every damn page and made you depressed. I don't know about you but if I were to be turned into a vampire (actual vampire not the fairy frufru fags of twilight) I would be happy and **** shit up. Not go around crying about how much I hate my life AND I sure as hell wouldn't save my V-card for 100 or so years and then go back to school and find some random girl who just hit puberty and have a mutant child with them. Edwards a little bitch, that is all.
Bathory_fml 0
MTV is still around?
Aleefth 0
My girlfriend asked me whether I was Team Edward or Team Jacob. I thought Team Blade was an appropriate answer.
kdscissorhands23 1
...and Justin Beiber has his own 3D movie... yeah, my generation too. Might as well stick my head down a toilet seat.
Snowstar 0
70- Team "Person who almost hit Bella with car"
Ozma_fml 0
Toy Story 3 & Harry Potter? Is this FML or MLIA?
Mach10 0
MTV has awards? Shit, I must have been too busy working, fixing the leaky tap, paying property taxes, or banging my wife to notice. But hey, OP, you think YOUR life sucks because you are in the same generation as a bunch of screaming Twilight-loving root vegetables? Consider that those morons will be managing my eventual nursing home one day...
MysLys 0
That's what scares me too...