Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
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Big_Red_138 3
Get him back, steal his Viagra. Watch him freak out because of limp dick...just an idea.
lovinit5683 0
Okay that is funny but wrong. You can always get him back though.
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lovinit5683 0
Okay that is funny but wrong. You can always get him back though.
JesseOhNine 0
At least he gets his stuff back
lovinit5683 0
Ya no doubt
boyguydudemalema 0
its funny because PS store just went online recently with a bunch of free games.
thefriendlyc 0
ydi for owning a ps3
Redneck42 0
PS3 is better than xbox
llCHR15ll 0
no.1, do you really think it's really that wise to be laying down on a railway track?!?
lovinit5683 0
It's called a picture. And it's not like I couldn't feel if a train was coming.
bodmonontheblock 0
41: dont woory it looks good
nyrangers1022 6
im sure #1 is smart enough not to sit on tracks if a train is coming....but yea if i woke up with my xbox360 missing and my brand new laptop missing, i would prob react like the OP and wanna kill someone
imlagginglol 0
Hide your dad's keys, pants, and socks every night when he's asleep for about a month and enjoy his reaction to thinking he's starting to go senile.
Jake_2013 0
Is this by any chance David White from NM? and I would do the same thing to your dad.
tbonez1996 0
lol no doubt :) and FML for iPhone sucks I'd like to char or inbox with u but yea [email protected]?
urdirtyolduncle 15
YDI for having a Playstation 3
urdirtyolduncle 15
^LOL so far 8 PS3 owners. I actually enjoy getting thumbed on this one.
LOLbomb 1
Umm...what the hell? I can probably think of at least 10 reasons why ps3 is the shit. Care to rationalize? :/
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
it's for the best; get an xbox 360 :D
grantyboi 0
I agree!
TrisXD 4
nope, xbox is for n00bs
shootintacos 0
ew ps3 ftw
example947 0
saying "n00bs" is for "n00bs"
example947 0
ahem people, people. nintendo 64
sgtwaffles2424 0
Xbox 360...why do they sell a plastic box for so much? Its worthless
Siji 0
Better exclusive content and no PSN hackers :P
mzfoxy31 0
My all time fave!!!!! lol......then the x-box 360 elite!!!!! Hell yeah!!!!
mzfoxy31 0
^ was talking to 31!
YacL 15
XBox 360. Maybe some SNES...
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
43 a guy just hacked psn some time ago
mejiiaa 0
ps3 is where its at
FMLandurstoo 9
Who argues about consoles? Losers.
ijrnelson 0
no point in arguing just follow the easy guide: casual type/ FIFA/pro ev players - get a ps3. people who play games often, "gamers": get an xbox. easy choice.
Flamedude101 4
lol true :D
warpig182 0
Ps3 fails at everything. They got hacked and it took them like a month to get fixed. The longest I have ever seen xbox live down is a hour or two
snickerz01 0
no guyz, commador 64 ftw
austinkiser 3
psn being down was a way to get people to get outside :) and yes I have a ps3
whoisthisgirl 4
ps3 and 360 both have had hackers... neither system is superior. only fan boys think that. I love then both, double the games, double the awesome :)
whoisthisgirl 4
70- you must be a newer fan boy :/ xbox was down like a week at Christmas time.. it was awful :(
whoisthisgirl 4
(not the most recent Christmas. I made it sound like that by accident)
boyguydudemalema 0
i have wii, ps3, and xbox ( i only had to pay for my ps3 at a very discounted price ) and i enjoy my xbox the most, especially at the time when ps3 was hacked and was down for a month the ps store was down for longer. In my opinion, ps3 is good for thier RPG exclusive stuff like FF (not ff13) but xbox excels in internet connection quality and online features for games like halo/cod and other fun OL games.
BlackOpsPWNR 0
12,that's why your thumbs downed?
bodmonontheblock 0
70 how does payin for live feel like pal? or that you have sent your system back every couple of months because of RROD ps3 was down for a month but they gave everyone 2 free games and a month of free playstation plus. one month of no online(probably wont happen again)>>>>> paying for live and RROD
awesomeooo3 0
Xbox 360 will break your games. Xbox live costs money. Xbox controllers have a shitty non-symmetrical controller. Sony is giving us free stuff worth £55 in total because a free service of theirs (PSN) was down for just over 3 weeks. I have had both, and the games I played the most on either were the call of duty games. I prefer ps3 hands down.
fAiRyMaN3 0
I agree both of mine broke. the second got fixed and broke twice
Big_Red_138 3
Get him back, steal his Viagra. Watch him freak out because of limp dick...just an idea.
yaog90 0
Hahaha now that would be an awesome payback!
llCHR15ll 0
lol, speaking from experience no.3
zojieeu 6
haha nice one buddy :D
huntermc7 0
27, do I see an attempt of some trolling? Try harder next time.
ijrnelson 0
54, harder...*sniggers childishly*
JokerJohn7 0
that's horrible, no need to go to that extreme
cold_heat1321321 4
ooooooo get him backkkkkk hahaha
awesomeooo3 0
Haha this could turn into a father son war! OP I like your dads style though haha and at least they weren't actually stolen I suppose!
OceanBreathesSal 5
haha that's so funny. OP you need loosen up a little. just laugh it off and you'll be ok(:
Krilleee 5
haha your dad is a big ass winnig ************! totally epic
promarkchris 6
With Sony being hacked again a missing PS3 probably wouldn't have sucked anyway
mrmrmrman 6
it's actually up now, they installed some new security ;)
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
so? omg I could still easily hack into it, it's Sony....
tbonez1996 0
oh shut up you probably couldn't hack a calculator
whoisthisgirl 4
that's okay with the theft insurance they gave all members for free, we have 1 million dollars in insurance :) for every person.
Smittyb24 4
which just goes to show why we are in so much debt, we have to provide a one million dollar security benifet for every PS3 player......which is why I play Xbox 360 :)
adjacent 2
"which is why I play Xbox 360 :)"... I'm pretty sure you play Xbox 360 because you got one, not because PSN happened to get hacked two months ago.
LOLbomb 1
I've played both consoles quite a bit and I'd have to say that the ps3 beasts the xbox 360 in every way imaginable. The reason why some people prefer xbox is because they've either 1) Never played ps3, or 2) Grown adapted to the xbox controller. 3 Rings of Death, anyone? >.>
maz255 10
oh god here comes the fanboys...
boyguydudemalema 0
i have both ps3 and xbox and still prefer xbox, so shut up and play in whichever console you want and stop hating on other consoles. stupid fanboys
wooptheresheis 1
both of them have their ups and downs
maz255 10
123 why state your opinion? youre just adding fuel to fire retard...
MrXerxes5 6
Quit bitchin! at least you kept your shit
victo890 11
your dad is crazy why???because if you believed the Robbery and you call the cops and it's not real you could pay them lots of money ... at least your dad is paying ! I think????!!!!!!
GuessWhatKids 13
Lay off the LSD.
OfficeNinja 5
did he also cancel your world of Warcraft account, causing you to attempt to shove a remote up your ass?
jmmille 0
lmfao!! Worlds Greatest Freakout reference.
nolifefyl 1
lmao
Reina1123 0
Lmfao
angrymexican 8
well what if OP is paying for it and using own email