amanderpthepanda
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML
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buckeyed 20
Boom. Life lesson. If your cousin asks, just tell him/her sometimes you have to just pull some strings to get by.
UsernameHere234 13
What did 7 say its no longer there
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buckeyed 20
Boom. Life lesson. If your cousin asks, just tell him/her sometimes you have to just pull some strings to get by.
Wizardo 34
Or you have to make a few objects disappear into your body to get anywhere... its just the circle of 1st world life.
omgitsmoe 26
A magic trick :D
ciigoeswtf 11
I can't imagine how you explained that.
rg350dx 29
"You know how you pull the strings on your toys to get them to talk? Well it's kinda like that..."
buckeyed 20
She's the man idea works. Look! For when you...get...nose...bleeds. Anywhere.
buckeyed 20
I can't wait for the day my ****** talks when I talk out a tampon. "Hey thanks for the uncomfortable cotton wad!" So ungrateful.
buckeyed 20
This was in reference to #11...sorry for multiple posts; my computer's being wonky with them. I apologize and will run away now...
doodlecloud 27
What's wrong with just telling the truth? In a child appropriate way of course. People are too squeamish and worried about 'innocence' these days - they end up overcomplicating simple issues and projecting adult perspectives onto children.
Quizzical 8
Well, if it's a boy, it might really disturb him. Grown men are often squeamish about the whole menstruation concept.
ohnobitch 8
Thank you!! Somr Parents are too afraid to talk to their kids and some kids are to afraid to talk to their parents. About things like sex. Thats why some kids are doing it at the age of fetus.
TotallyAradical 14
Supposedly, if you remember anything from the age of 4 and earlier, you're some kind of genius. Hopefully he doesn't remember. Or, maybe, he will? I don't know which to hope for.
TheOneTC 8
Why do I feel like the FML would be better from the cousin's point of view?
buckeyed 20
Today, I learned my bathroom lock doesn't work. I discovered this when I walked in on my older cousin putting something white in between her legs. FML
fboy1588 14
Totally agree
amanderpthepanda 19
#7 said something like "Today I saw cousin puttin a sick into her peepee fml"
Wizardo 34
#75, I think Noor made that comment, it was probably moderated I remember it from yesterday before it disappeared into nothingness.
Jemm_fml 29
That poor child.
Nordrag 26
I feel like 4 years old is young enough that this wont scar him until years later looking back on it.
hobo1235 15
Your poor cousin! I know that I would probably be scarred for life if that happened to me
quontag 15
I wouldn't be scared depending on how closely related us cousins are.
Iceman225 11
scarred, not scared.
MalloryCW 6
What ever happened to knocking?
buckeyed 20
Most parents/adults don't do it; I'm not sure we can expect a four year old to, unfortunately.
Beelz19 6
**** knocking, whenever I use the restroom I kick the door open like It's a drug bust.
lizmurray 11
maybe it's the fact that he's four.
keverdeen 14
You knock every time you go to the bathroom?
MandieL 27
If the door is closed, knock. I think that makes sense.
petshark 4
Uh ouch! It will cost some deep scars in the sole of the poor child.
xxmollyxx 25
If they stepped barefoot on a nail walking in the door.
tinysocks 11
Best reply ever.
cass99 11
At least he doesn't know what it is?
berichsoon 11
Just yet, he won't quit until he finds out just like any other kid would do.
olpally 33
**** your cousins life... Sheesh :/
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
That's very unfortunate for the both of you.