Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
Nicoxrulz 0
Thank you, ChopToxicity. As for you op, it's my generation too, and I hate seeing how stupid people are becoming, and tasteless. Twilight sucks!
rattusrattus 19
I believe the official name is "Team Tyler's Van". I'm personally a member of Team Kill It With Fire And Acid. Seriously though, those books are 700+ pages of literary white noise.
JadeRubberDucky 3
Seriously? I've read the entire Twilight series too and I must admit it was a nice read, but you can't possibly be saying that it's better than HARRY POTTER. As I said, I liked Twilight, but Stephenie Meyer isn't even 10% as brilliant an author as J.K. Rowling. And those stupid, obnoxious movies are horrible too. WAY too obviously aimed at 14 year old girls who will get bloody excited because Taylor Lautner walks around half naked.
northern_lights 0
MTV is still relevant? It's almost as shitty as Twilight. Almost. Nothing is as shitty as Twilight or the miserable hags who worship the books.
HEADSTRONG1994 0
haha **** twilight...
unhappypixie 4
It was Tyler, research.
mizzou10 0
what is wrong with the people of today to like twilight, and only worry about what's happening with celebrities...
Aerious 0
64, I'm 14 and I have enough common sense to say Twilight is shit.
LilSideTwerk 0
MTV IS DUMB TWILIGHT SUCKS!TOY STORY 3 IS BEAST!
theFullmonty1394 4
Warhammer books > Harry Potter >Twilight
shootintacos 0
the have the total creepiest picture ever.
shootintacos 0
excuse me, you*