Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
DizzyDaydreams 1
Stephenie Meyer isn't even half as good as Rowling. She's a terrible writer with no originality. Out of all the many traits that fictional vampires can have, she chose him to be an handsome, sparkling and kind bitch. In my views, he's an overprotective bitch that has SAD (social anxiety disorder) with uninteresting sparkling skin. Meanwhile Bella is an anti-feminist that is nowhere independent. Jacob is a retard that spends his life chasing after a girl in love with someone, no something retarded. The only thing she came up with is the sparkling vampires, which is probably the reason why she gave up writing her pieces of shit in the first place. She couldn't find any more rhyming words for "sparkle". Poor her.
DizzyDaydreams 1
*Oops I meant "synonyms" not "rhyming".
vintagelovenotes 5
Kristen Stewart beat Emma Watson in an award nomination. What does Kristen have that Emma doesn't, you ask? a man's voice. -_-
Nienna88 0
... and heavy breathing. All that bitch does is breathe like she just ran a ******* marathon.
LucianDeSouza 4
totally agree ! and that birch does the "constipated face" too ! like she hasn't take a shit in years !
meggs2209 0
and act like she's always freezing cold & blink twice a second. I love Emma Watson, she has worked her ass off for us, Emma Stone isn't that bad either tho.
pongo_lycaon 4
The only award Twilight should win is for teaching an entire generation of girls to accept domestic abuse as romantic.
iamtwiggyme 0
Exactly what I was thinking. And watching the actors from Twilight was just as painful as watching the movies.
stayawakee 0
The books are fine. But the movies and all the dolls, toys etc are nothing more than a pathetic scam to steal money from little girls. I'm not obsessed with the books, I just think they're a good book. Everything they made the book out of (all the franchise) is just unnecessary and its what made all these little 12 year old justin bieber loving horny tweens love it so much.
a_nutritionist 10
why was 44 thumbed down? she may like twilight but thats not a crime...i do believe the comment supported the original point made, so the people thumbing it down are on equal dead pan intelligence with those who believe twilight really was the best movie of the year. you really shouldnt be hating on someone for liking something when they support your point. it simply makes you look like a ****.
Divarhd 2
YDI for basing your life on such sillyness. GROW UP!
meredithxjane 0
oh my god your life is totally over! how will you ever recover from this??!!
quadder 0
#40 the only redemption those movies will ever have if they do another one that has blade killing them all
RockstarRN 10
I LOVE TWILIGHT! :)