Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML
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Top comments
Rykers 18
Sell them for $5 each, buy yourself a massive bottle of vodka. Happy Birthday!
deathstroke990 22
hey free fire starters
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Comments (68)
Rykers 18
Sell them for $5 each, buy yourself a massive bottle of vodka. Happy Birthday!
okaydisarray 17
I'd be surprise if they could be sold for $5 each...
chrisbeaudoin 26
I'd be surprised if they would sell at all, even giving them a way for free might be hard to get people to take.
Namenlos_fml 20
This just might be the best advice I've seen on this site
InsipidPotatoes 12
Well that escaleted quickly.
SpyroMello 29
*escalated
Yastafari 16
Can't you just return them?
Mathalamus 25
wow, your friends have no coordination whatsoever. sell them for 10 dollars each, and get yourself two massive bottles of Vodka. :P
deathstroke990 22
for that price they could just buy them at the store tf
MyUsernameisEpic 29
I'd say they have brilliant coordination.
Oceanborn_fml 24
Yea. They obviously did coordinate that. do you really think they'd all accidentally get the same thing? Clearly a joke and I wish I had seen OP's face xD
bickdig69 8
Why did #4 get so many dislikes people are such uptight ***** on here
RinoaHeartilly 36
Probably because half of their comment ripped off someone else's.
deathstroke990 22
hey free fire starters
finian1108 19
movies don't burn well
deathstroke990 22
I read it as books originally lmao
wow2mylife 25
come on friends it's 2016
ambeerr 14
either they're all lazy and decided to get you the same gift to avoid putting any effort into gifts, or it was purely coincidental that each of your friends had a copy of the movie they didn't want.
Diegoba12 16
or maybe they just all planned it? only way 30+ could bring the same gift.
izzajaneful 24
Or it was a planned joke.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
I know there's no kill quite like overkill, but this is ridiculous!
tbrill 15
Well, on a bright note OP, at least your friends have a sense of humor? They all probably coordinated for the sake of a good story / laugh. Hope your birthday was otherwise really great though!
ztodaro 25
still a better love story than Twilight