Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
Oh, he's a "Nice Guy"
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Difficult
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Cards on the table
Today, I'm thinking of quitting the awesome job I love with coworkers I adore, because I keep fucking up every part of my job, making them pick up the pieces and correct my failures. They don't deserve this. FML
Meritocracy
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Don't date coworkers
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
The angriest person on the internet
Today, I found myself cussing out the next dipshit fucked in the head enough to open its bitch mouth and mumble to itself about how I was the newest main stressor of it’s bitch-fit of a day. Taking into account the pathetic aspect of “rubbing it in” I then proceeded to cuss out the next person who got in my way. FML
Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML
It doesn't exist
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
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WCARlover 35
It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o
quesok 22
One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain
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nobody410 6
**** YOU
WCARlover 35
It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o
WhoopteDo 26
I mean, people can a job as early as fifteen, thats when i started working, but I'm sure there are people like that at every age (definitely not myself).
FluffyPandas156 13
I bet you guys the ones that disliked this fml are fans of him.
Ms_ValS 27
I'm truly sad to have learned this. Not because he is leaving but because now I actually know news about the band. You should've kept it to yourself. The FML community doesn't deserve this.
coried91 28
Who in the **** is Zayne Malik?!
seriouslygrowup 11
They've been around for 5 years, so I imagine if they started listening to them at 15, they'd be 20 now, and in the work force
NoMapToBuy 14
What is wrong with this, I like their music, everyone has a taste. If op seriously cares that much maybe he should change the subject and if he doesn't even talk to his peers then what's the problem.
GwennaRose 22
You know. I read all this and think..."at least those kids are crying over real people while I'm crying because of anime characters that don't even exist"
A7XCamaro 19
242, you crying has more merit
RAKExBEN 9
Yee man, I completely feel your pain
its_me_kyla 10
no its scary to think there are people like this person
Bongo_69 8
Go to the dark side. It has cookies and no stupid co workers
organizse 28
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20-year old men can't go around making teenagers swoon it's not natural... He's doing the right thing. Settle down and get a job :)
mikepzz 27
Huh?
LeashaJoy5595 28
I believe she's talking about Zayn leaving the band and starting life out differently?
deathtothepix 26
He had a job.
dawood_k 27
Please don't hold yourself back next time ppl like this need to be beaten up over crap like this
Mauskau 36
We don't need another Clarkson incident.
iipinkette 16
Is that really necessary? Although the Im personally not a 'directioner', Just because someone is speaking about something you personally dislike doesn't mean you have to "beat the crap out of them"
Maycontainnuts 17
Exactly. People should be allowed to have their opinions, you can'tbeat someone up.because you disagree with them. If this was the other way round would that be any more ok? Just live and let live!
kuro21 20
You can but you're not supposed to. Don't say you can't, you're just advised not to.
AHzulu 25
Недурно!
dawood_k 27
Damn ppl can get upset over crap... I'm sorry One Direction fans I meant no disrespect. But look on the bright side, at least the band is breaking up now, imagine they hit puberty and their voices cracked up. What sound bad now would be unimaginable
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
So 12 year olds are allowed to work in the US?
Bekahlynn99 14
You know the most popular one direction fan fiction was written by a 20 something year old fan who is married right??
nialls_girl 13
I'm 20, been in the fandom since I was 16. Ya mad, bro?
badgercheese94 16
#99, no one with a life knows that or cares
kayrb 11
165, just because you aren't interested in something other people are or don't share the same hobbies doesn't mean it's okay to put them down. There is no need to be rude or disrepectful at all. Also, I believe the commenter you were bashing actually had a relative comment regarding the age most people think the fans of the band are, unlike your completely unnecessary comment.
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Everyone should look up One Direction Shreds on YouTube and then start laughing your ass off. Lol
Arwen_Evenstar 37
A lot in the UK are 20 and 30-somethings, some older than that. Obviously a lot of younger girls too, but boyband fandom spans generations.
thecalvin123 21
@176 Ever heard of free speech? He can say whatever "unnecessary" things he wants to.
kayrb 11
Yes he can. The rudeness is what's unnecessary, not his opinion.
mikuxxhatsune 32
I'm sorry kayrb, but its FML. Nobody got time for politeness. lol jk jk, but it's crazy out here.
chillandfun 12
Tell them if they don't shut up the whole band will break up...
tiredteenager 16
The fact you didn't beat them up is great! I don't think I would have held my cool that long!
jcshadow 16
Where do you work that they're young enough to worry about one direction? I thought child labor was illegal
Bekahlynn99 14
Ignorant much??
tournamentdecide 33
Let jokes fly over your head much??
JMichael 26
Apparently so
nialls_girl 13
Way to generalize.
AllSoul 23
The fans have lost their sense of humor.
nobody410 6
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You know to some people like me or your "dipshit co-workers" Zayn Malik and One Direction mean the world to us. One Direction and their songs have gotten me through some pretty tough times and when I found out one of them,my favorite most relatable to member, is leaving I balled my eyes out. Because One Direction means something to me. It means sometime to a lot of people. And if you don't understand that then I feel sorry for you. And maybe they aren't reacting in the "proper less annoying" way or they aren't keeping it in, it doesn't matter. You shouldn't be wanting to hurt them. So I'm sorry you can't understand them. I'm sorry their grief bugs you. Maybe you should get over yourself.
feven 32
Oh god.
mikepzz 27
Jump off a bridge, spare us all
mikepzz 27
No.. Just no.
Becca34 31
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Completely agree- One Direction has meant a lot to me since I was 13 years old. Gotten me through a lot. Sorry that people on this website are assholes who get angry when things they like are dissed but don't understand why others get mad when they insult things they like.
amberv61 22
Every band has helped someone in some way. I can understand being upset but a lot of the reactions seem so overly dramatic to me. Band members leave bands all the time. There are better ways to show you care like showing him and the band support over what they thought was best. Not crying and threatening lives
kerstileann 26
ITS.A.DAMN.BOY.BAND. cry when your grandma has a heart attack not over something that has no effect on you.
Senseless_487 29
Oh please. The only people who react that way are obsessed fangirls. You know what I do each time one of my favorite bands breaks up? Nothing. I listen to the music of theirs I have, enjoy what happiness said music has provided me, and move the **** on. I won't bash you for your terrible taste in music (oops, just did), but seriously, grow up and stop obsessing over someone who will never know you, and would forget your face after five minutes, if you ever did meet him.
cari_cat 19
#30 is harsh but true. Not going to be personal about One Direction because everyone can enjoy whatever music they want, but there reaches a point where you mature and you stop saying shit like this. It kind of brings a smile to your face to see almost the exact same stuff you wrote about a band you no longer care for and realise they never personally cared about you. One Direction didn't get you through hard times, YOU did. Be proud of yourself for that and don't rely on anyone else x
ohshootinoregon 4
You just sound like a kind of ... Pitiful sad person. I can't imagine much going on in your life if you lean so heavily on one band, for that much support. That's just really sad. And that you think them breaking up means something..... You just seem so damn pitiful hun.
davisjenny81 30
Look, I'm not trying to be mean, because I also love them, but I didn't cry, because crying isn't going to do anything, and I'm sure within a year he'll come back. Also, if he isn't happy any more he shouldn't have to be in the band.
TomeDr 25
Seriously? Look, we could understand if one of them DIED, but they didn't. It's a band. Bands break up all the time. You WILL survive the experience!
pollymo14 13
Ugh all that I can think of is MCR...
kieralumina 30
You and all the other 1D fans need to hear this. Zayne is leaving of his own free will. He did not get kicked out, there are no extreme problems with his contract. He can always start his own thing. You have not experienced fandom pain yet. All of the members are still alive. Other than that, he didn't have to create a lawsuit to try to leave. Kpop idols have to either sue or hope they have a good manager to get out of what are known as "slave contracts". During the lawsuit the entertainment company blacklists them from every studio/show/radio station, and ban everyone under them from communicating with them even to the point of confiscating phones and other devices. They basically make it so that the idols can no longer continue working in the country in the entertainment industry anymore. If they're lucky an overseas company MIGHT take them. Yea, I get that they positively impacted your life. But now you need let them live theirs and be happy that they can do so without their lives being ruined for wanting to get out of a situation they weren't happy in.
R3TROxLOV3 32
10, I'm normally not the type of person to say things like "You should go ahead and take a long walk off a short pier," but your comment is making me rethink that.
shay_serendipity 29
Look, I'm not going to hate on all you Directioners and your choice of music, but I find everyone's reactions over Zayn leaving extremely over dramatic. Like today, I made a little joke about it ("Oh, Zayn's leaving One Direction? So what direction is he going in now? North.. South.. East.. West..") , and next thing you know, I had a million death glares sent my way, a book hurled at me, and one girl had the nerve to give me some long emotional lecture about how "this isn't something to joke about, why are you being so RUDE?" He's leaving. He's not dead. And some people say he might even come back. In the meantime, the rest of the band is still going to be there for all of your enjoyment, and their old songs with Zayn in it will still be there for you to listen to. The world will still be spinning. You'll all be okay. So please, on behalf of the rest of us, just take a moment, and chill.
ArturoRamirez 16
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Maycontainnuts 17
You're allowed to have things that are important to you. Everyone deals with things differently, theres no reason to judge or criticise them. She is asking op to stop threatening physical violence to someone becausegof their musical interests and trying to provide another point of view. Be kind.
Maycontainnuts 17
You can be upset when a band breaks up or someone leaves for a multitude of reasons. It will change the band. Its one of the reasons people are devastated Clarkson's leaving. You don't have to agree but others are entitled to their opinions and unlike yours, theirs are not hurting anyone.
davisjenny81 30
Also, still not trying to be mean, but eventually I'm sure he'll come back. Almost every boy band had had a reunion tour, I'm sure he would come back, and maybe he won't, but obviously he was too stressed being in a major band. If you hated your job, you wrote be allowed to leave, so so should he
0XBlazeX0 13
#10, I agree! They meant a lot to me too.
killigan 12
That's what they said about Bieber...
amberv61 22
#109 I don't like the people in my own fandom that overreact like that. There is no prejudice, there is just no logical reason to react as dramatically as people have been.
_ItsJustMeh_ 10
Talk about rude!
dragonkisses28 25
# 10...I just want to know if it hurt much when you balled your eyes out. Did you use a melon baller or an apple corer?
superguydude200 5
One direction is nothing more than a band of singers. If they, who don't give a shit about you, happen to break up, it doesn't matter at all. And if a band who you maybe only met once in your life (or probably never) means the world to you, then you have some serious ******* problems.
Dgarcia2014 13
So you "balled" your eyes out? Ouch! It's *bawled* but perhaps if you prefer another incorrect term, you can also use "bald."
badgercheese94 16
#20, not even a band, it's a GROUP lol band implies they are atleast marginally cool
poppunkette 22
See this is why people don't like one direction fans or bronies! Wah Wah Wah my fav band broke up I need to cry to everyone Wah Wah Wah Big deal bands break up all the time. Just because people can't stand that overly produced pop crap you call music doesn't make us any less human.
amberv61 22
#166 If we are gonna go with technicalities here they are considered a boy band
interesting33 37
You guys are being really harsh - bands can really help people - they can mean an awful lot and it isn't fair of you to dismiss that. My friend loves Will Young because he was the first singer she ever heard after she got a cochlea inplant. What is it to you if someone relies on a band? I rely on books and some music, people credit tv shows or actors for helping them all the time - as long as someone isn't pushing it down your throat why ruin these things or dismiss how they feel?
DragonDude 24
209, it's one thing to love a singer because they're the first one you ever heard, it's another to claim that a group of 5 singers who don't give a shit about you helped you through tough times. Music is a personal choice, to each their own. But goddamn, find your chill. If you actually give a shit, listen to what you still have and support both in the meantime. No need to bawl like a 5 year old who didn't get their ice cream.
xx000o 27
You seriously should consider drinking a gallon of grow up juice.
interesting33 37
Music IS a personal choice. It is human nature to become attached to ideas and some of these can be inspiring. Some people find friendship in music. I'm just saying - if it upsets people then it upsets them. We don't have to be rude to them about it. People get very upset over a football game, we can respect that too.
RyWillieMitch 16
Honestly, the fans are more unbearable than the band is
scooter165 15
But dude it's just a band, and how does One Direction help anyone through anything? They're in it for money. End of story