Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I'm thinking of quitting the awesome job I love with coworkers I adore, because I keep fucking up every part of my job, making them pick up the pieces and correct my failures. They don't deserve this. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Today, I found myself cussing out the next dipshit fucked in the head enough to open its bitch mouth and mumble to itself about how I was the newest main stressor of it’s bitch-fit of a day. Taking into account the pathetic aspect of “rubbing it in” I then proceeded to cuss out the next person who got in my way. FML
Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
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WCARlover 35
It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o
quesok 22
One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain
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obeykaitlyn 25
I would be best friends with your coworkers
pommy1 6
Did you tell them no worries.. he's headed in another direction?
katttt21 20
But it's ZAYN not ZAYNE. Lol
catanita 18
You should have asked - who or what is One Direction?
bakannie 12
Why is it such a big fad for people to be so against one direction? lol. you're no better than any of their crazy, annoying fans that threaten to kill anybody that says shit about one direction. pacifist my ass.
IAmStory 0
At least five members of the band should leave one direction.
sophiabelletini 3
You can go ahead and be annoyed with their reactions to him leaving but instead of posting something so violent and rude about it, try doing something to occupy your time and tune them out. And maybe get some anger management while you're at it.
kayrb 11
It's so upsetting to see how many people on here are so quick to type out an extremely rude and mean response and talk to people like they are inferior or less intelligent because of their music taste. I honestly am not into One Direction specifically, however I respect others opinions. Do I find some people's reactions dramatic and over-kill? Sure. Can some people not take a joke? Obviously. But it is so disturbing to see how rude people can be to put down other people over such a silly thing. FYL cause you obviously have nothing better to focus on than a conversation you weren't even apart of OP.
imbedderdenu 23
Lmao YYYYYEEESSSSS hahaha good for you for containing yourself though! :) But yeah stupid people piss me off!
kayrb 11
It's so disturbing to see how mean and rude some people can be towards others over something like taste in music. I personally am not a one direction fan, however I respect others opinions. Do I find some people's reactions over dramatic? Sure. Can some people not take a joke? Obviously. But there is no need to talk down to other people or act like you are superior just because you have different tastes and interests. FYL OP since you clearly have nothing better to do or focus on than judging a conversation you were even apart of while at work.