Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I'm thinking of quitting the awesome job I love with coworkers I adore, because I keep fucking up every part of my job, making them pick up the pieces and correct my failures. They don't deserve this. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Today, I found myself cussing out the next dipshit fucked in the head enough to open its bitch mouth and mumble to itself about how I was the newest main stressor of it’s bitch-fit of a day. Taking into account the pathetic aspect of “rubbing it in” I then proceeded to cuss out the next person who got in my way. FML
Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
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WCARlover 35
It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o
quesok 22
One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain
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Comments (270)
mlh0413 2
Zayn*
myanichole 22
Zayn* but honestly I love one direction. It's been almost 5 years I don't even know why but it actually is extremely upsetting.
LouisGarou 6
You're allowed to like whatever band you want. It's the hours-long whining about it the OP couldn't stand. Really. It's a workplace and you're expected to work.
0mysteriousman0 22
Greatest post ever!!!!
randomheartthrob 7
At least they don't support the cutting cause he's leaving crap. I was upset Danny left asking Alexandria and I moaned for a couple days. It's a natural thing if a band has any sort of emotional attachment to you
mcamilli 14
Your co-workers are worried about something irrelevant as that?? How old are they?!
artemis0629 7
Christ, I understand that it was "all day," but really. To you it's just a band, but for them it's their favorite band. Wouldn't you act the same way if one of the members of your favorite band left? Honestly, op, grow up and love yourself.
twerking_riggs 22
its actually Zayn*. theres no e.
nemosxdimples 11
I cant stop crying...hes really gone
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You act like he's dead...
XxBunBunxX 2
really sad that most idiotic fans have to get attention by cutting. while some people with mental problems does that privately. because of the idiots the ones who actually do it to suice get called attention ******
KenielX 7
I understand that people are upset, but like why do you have to show your grief at work? Like if this was in a social setting I would just tell OP to do something else, but it's work? It honestly depends on the job they're doing, but most of the time you have to be professional. If you want to lament, do it in the break room or meet for drinks or at a Starbucks or somewhere else that doesn't interfere with work. And before anybody tries to throw the "what if it was your favorite band," of course I'd be sad, but I wouldn't be moaning and complaining at work I'd do it on my own time.