Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I'm thinking of quitting the awesome job I love with coworkers I adore, because I keep fucking up every part of my job, making them pick up the pieces and correct my failures. They don't deserve this. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Today, I found myself cussing out the next dipshit fucked in the head enough to open its bitch mouth and mumble to itself about how I was the newest main stressor of it’s bitch-fit of a day. Taking into account the pathetic aspect of “rubbing it in” I then proceeded to cuss out the next person who got in my way. FML
Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
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WCARlover 35
It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o
quesok 22
One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain
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EarlFug 19
Sounds like you need a new workplace, my friend.
omgoscarr 4
There is nothing wrong with them for that. Let them express their emotions. And fyi, it is very devastating that ZAYN* left because now the group won't be the same.
allybae1D 14
Thank you! For once someone understands!
mylifesucks2445 10
?
gottahandittome 2
nothing stays the same...kinetic motion, and all that!
Kaylynn_Michele7 12
March 25, 2015. The day millions of hearts broke at the same time.
allybae1D 14
HEY SHUT UP!
Galaxypotato 13
Well, i'm glad you feel that way at least. It needed to happen...rip 1D
blackonblight 33
Wait they're still around? Jesus ****, why should people care? I mean, I was sad when Roy Khan left Kamelot, and both Nightwish vocalists leaving were saddening, (Sorry Floor, I really just don't feel the passion with you I got from either Tarja or Anette) but... it's not like you can't listen to multiple bands. If your life, even your music life, revolves solely around one band you're in trouble. Bands that last more than a decade are the exception, not the rule.
denden_mushi 11
I don't listen to them, I just wanted to as that Zayn is incredibly easy on the eyes. If he leaves, I'd be disappointed for shallow reasons.
iwadasn 33
Why do you care? Occasionally people around you will talk about things that don't interest you. It's not the end of the world.
AllSoul 23
But apparently it is for the fans...
FieldLeftBlank 20
Honestly, OP, I have no sympathy for you. I don't like One Direction, either, but I respect people's right to listen to whatever music they like and discuss it whenever they want. Describing yourself as a "pacifist" is laughable if that was your genuine reaction. May I suggest getting into anger management if that's the case?
Brandi_Faith 34
Yes, me exact thoughts. Who cares if they talk about it, there are lots of conversations that you wish you didn't have to hear at work and lots of people you don't really want to be around, are you going to beat all of them up too?
doubleofuck 20
I don't like one direction either but honestly if you can't handle people talking about them, even if it is whining, without having violent desires and posting about them online I would think that you, OP, need the help and not some adults who like a certain type of music.
vikky538 29
teens?