Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I introduced myself, Pete, to my new coworkers at a shipyard. An hour into my shift, everyone started calling me "re-Pete" because I have a bit of a stutter. FML
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blcksocks 19
I really hope your last name isn't bear
Queen_bee1234 21
I really hope it is.
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Comments (64)
randomheartthrob 7
How do you mix up those names?? Two different letters that look way different
tomatosz 23
"ol" or "al" can easily look like a "d" depending on handwriting, and as his last "e" is mistaken for an "o" (not sure how those would be alike) it's not too strange that in his handwriting, "el" becomes a "d" too.
FracturedMinds 21
You should see my shitty handwriting when it comes to my signature. Having those two letters look the same as a D isn't that far fetched.
___Unknown__08 16
#1, you do realize pedo isn't a name right...
dragonvale19 12
He was probably writing in cursive.
MrEatYourDog 14
Awkward that they never said questioned it...
bethjlster1999 8
Time to get a new signature :)
allyciagutierrez 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you kind deserve it
snipebp 25
How does he deserve it? You make no sense at all.
amandalynn84 14
#5...ouch. "Your kind." "You people." Prejudice much?
Ravensmoon666 19
There's a button for that. Also I don't see how he deserves it? He may write in cursive and to those who aren't used to it "el" cluld easily look like a "d"
pimpmilk69 18
It's okay my signature looks like a cane. sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.
Colon_Man 17
My signature looks like the infinity symbol, tilted at 45degrees. Not that bad, but people still point it out.
blcksocks 19
I really hope your last name isn't bear
Queen_bee1234 21
I really hope it is.
blcksocks 19
I like your optimism, Ms "Glass is half full"
Colon_Man 17
Can you imagine; he signs for something. It gets messed up. They go to court. Judge: "Says here, it was signed over to... what?"
FracturedMinds 21
Hopefully you don't have a short last name that starts with a B. I don't see signing everything as Pedo Bear going over very well.
cryssycakesx3 23
I would imagine its his last name...
abNormal62 23
Good thing you haven't had to apply for any police checks for work, or volunteer duties or government ID
Crazyjohnb 23
I don't understand the down votes on your comment
joelp232 17
at least now you have a story to tell
netflixislove 32
Well cursive is hard… but most people can sign their name