Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I'm thinking of quitting the awesome job I love with coworkers I adore, because I keep fucking up every part of my job, making them pick up the pieces and correct my failures. They don't deserve this. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Today, I found myself cussing out the next dipshit fucked in the head enough to open its bitch mouth and mumble to itself about how I was the newest main stressor of it’s bitch-fit of a day. Taking into account the pathetic aspect of “rubbing it in” I then proceeded to cuss out the next person who got in my way. FML
Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
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WCARlover 35
It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o
quesok 22
One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain
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Comments (270)
Maycontainnuts 17
How is it any different to the people complaining Clarkson's leaving? The only difference is that you care about one and not the other, someone else might see it differently. I dont say this often but in this case: live and let live.
AllSoul 23
I think the difference is no ones bawling their eyes out for Clarkson, no one's wondering how they're going to live without him, and what it means for their future. They simply discuss it, like adults.
eyebrowzzz 21
**** this post
ohSNAPyall 27
I don't listen to One Direction, but you're being kind of a buzzkill. Don't be so jaded.
BoundBySpace 19
I don't like hearing people say 1D saved them.. I am not a fan, nether do I hate. they are good singers I won't lie about that. but they are just a boy band.. not music that are suppose to be saving people.. they are just music you suppose to enjoy and sing to your loved one.. what I do hate is that no one listens to real meaningful music anymore. If people did you wouldn't be hearing all this saved me bs.
rockninja 21
I know tye feeling. my friend whined over it too
teentee401 37
I applaud you for keeping your cool, OP. I understand having a love for a band but people are acting like the president died or something.
SamMelody 11
I would actually be happy if the president died.
mylifesucks2445 10
As a huge one direction fan in their defense, it's hard. We've loved the band for 5 years and it's very hard as we have seen them grow, so please think about it from our perspective.
LostInTheZone11 29
I'm hate 1D, however like others have said he's not dead. Who knows what's gonna happen. He might come back. A few real devastating blows to bands include things like the loss of John Lennon (The Beatles) and Keith Moon (The Who).
killigan 12
5 years is nothing. ACDC has been around for MANY years and it wasn't this dramatic for them.
Kaylynn_Michele7 12
It hurts... And these people don't have respect. He's one of my only sources of happiness, sorry for having a heart. I love him, and the others, so I'll stay strong. Did you see LOUIS' tweet earlier?
zehtinyapple 17
191- if that was one of your only sources of happiness you seriously need to get a life.
MissBehavin77 18
Kudos to you for keeping your cool but I wouldn't have blamed you one bit of you hadn't.
rocker_chick23 27
Why are people upset? There is more important things going on in the world than a guy leaving a shitty boy band
thecman25 14
gaydirection?
VeganDarkLight 31
There's no need to use gay as an insult.