Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
coldasfire 23
FYL
Wutdafuqq 24
Jeremy Clarkson leaving Top Gear was more tragic than this.
FireFighter818 16
Exactly
rachelllllb 18
exactly!! i had to point that out in another fml status, i love top gear and im not sat here crying like the world will end!
BBeffedmylife 28
FOX discontinuing Firefly was more tragic than this!
whitnayfortooh 29
Jeremy Clarkson is life. I don't even know who that kid is in one fuckrection
RA91 26
#18, I completely agree!!!
ashieme2009 12
Jeremy punched that dude for a good reason. Top Gear is NOT the same. One Direction should have died before it started
cheesy_wotsit 20
Are you condoning violence by saying Clarkson hit that producer for a 'good' reason? It should never have gone as far as it did. As for Wand Erection... Pfft.
buddy_J 16
Since nobody else said it.. Ah hem *clears throat* "There's a button for that"
oloofe 22
Why did he punch the producer
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
He punched him because he was not happy with the food. The guy is a huge dick and a bully. His fans are deluding themselves into thinking that he's this everyday guy, who doesn't care about what people think. Ah, as if! He's a multi-millionaire and a pure product of the industry.
xapocxbiggunx 4
There's a button for that you know.
KitchKraft 21
Accidentally dropping a piece of candy into the garbage instead of the wrapper is more tragic than this.
fader48080 10
#43 normally I don't like to incourage browncoats but today I have to give it to you canceling firefly was worse.
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Spike discontinuing BMS was worse...
Bigfabthetruth52 22
@teasindanoobs, BMS was awesome
Wakachulak 22
Guys, take a step back here. This FML says students are attempting to leave school. Think about that for a minute while ignoring their excuses and gender.
slyde32 12
at #97 punching a producer because the fiod wasn't right is not a "good reason" to punch someone, it's childish and pathetic. I like Clarkson, I do, I think he's hilarious, but he took it too far this time and frankly I think he got off pretty lightly.
murph86 2
Violence always helps with everything
lux_final_spark 18
they're absolutely right. it's absolute bullshit people feel their lives are im danger because he left
TacoApple99 26
Is this what we've come to?
RainTears 15
better than cut for Bieber at least
thatguynamedsky 32
cut for zayn was trending on twitter yesterday....
Chicagoillinois 18
The cut for beiber train was painted over with zayne...
cari_cat 19
Cut for beiber was never a real thing, it was just another 4chan shit stir. I'm sure cut for zayn is the same.
Purexinsanity 46
Cut for Bieber may have started with 4chan but actual teens started doing it.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
tamesenicole 27
Wtf?! Really?!
BBeffedmylife 28
I didn't know what all the hype was so I looked at the instagram hashtag #zaynmalik.. it's full of 12 year olds posting pictures of themselves crying! So pathetic!
JMichael 26
It truly is. Members leave bands all the time. I was a little sad when Breaking Benjamin broke up because I really enjoyed their music, but I didn't tear myself up over it. Now they're back together and making a new album! If Linkin Park broke up tho? I might actually cry, lmao.
reaxion 25
#135 they should have changed their name to Broken Benjamin after that :-D
SystemofaBlink41 27
Linkin Park would change their name to Linked Park if they broke up.
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
Raxy_fml 18
You mean because... it is?
zehtinyapple 17
Too bad it's not even an American group...
AlexanderDavidd 13
The group being English has nothing to do with it, the FML is from California, which is in the States..
DaBayst 15
As they say, the tallest tree catches the most wind.
Ziggy122 15
But this isn't just happening in America. Teenage girls all over the world are losing their shit.
beararm 11
As a person currently living in the US, and grew up in Africa....this band being yall main cause for insanity could also mean that yall have it great
tj4234 36
It's to be expected really. Shit band or not, people are really into them. It's not the first time so many teenage girls felt affected by a boyband breaking up, and it won't be the last. Remember what happened with Take That in the 90s.
Kramer1998 20
It's true, this is an example of how terrible the us is
Wakachulak 22
Lets not forget - The Beatles breaking up. Oh, you never heard of them? Ask your grandma. Trust me, she knows.
Vintage_Cola 29
As a pacifist I am struggling with all my might to resist bashing those girls heads into the wall and throwing their remains into an incinerator.
Cass_x 22
You sir, have problems. Go get checked. -if you're serious, that is.-
WaltzingPhanthom 23
This was in a very recent FML
sharkgirl4 23
This is probably how people reacted to The Beatles splitting up. Not saying that One Direction are anything like The Beatles (1D isn't my cup of tea, but who am I to judge what type of music someone else enjoys?) but everyone getting so angry with younger girls being upset over it forgets that every generation has their One Direction and then turns around and laughs at the next generation for being so emotional. The only real difference is that kids now are more likely to get away with pulling the "I have to stay home because I am emotionally distressed" thing. It's lame that the school had to make an announcement about it because it's really sad that people have indulged the whims of enough girls to think they can get away with going home because they're distraught, but let's be fair, puberty ******* sucks emotional balls and at a certain age even the smallest things can make you feel like the world is going to end. Tl;dr: puberty sucks, teenagers have dramatic reactions due to hormones and the amount of vitriol is unnecessary because we were all overly emotional about something at some point.
lizzie57 19
Childline have issued a statement saying we should take the issue of 1D seriously with young people because they can be emotionally damaged. Personally I'd like to tell em all to man up and grow a pair but Childline are ready to receive distressed calls and there is advice to schools and parents on how to deal with the issue. Also in Manchester a firm that advises employers on legal issues received hundreds of calls this morning from employers asking for advice on employees calling in for bereavement leave (the thing for when a close relative dies!!!) These are grown adults likening this minor event to a loved one dieing. Ridiculous.
The_Skittish_One 27
So...you're a pacifist but only when people aren't annoying you? Right.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
@sharkgirl4, I thought I saw something about teenagers cutting their wrist and forearms over this nonsense. being a little upset is one thing but cutting yourself and committing suicide come on now, I couldn't believe it
hoosiergirl94 31
Just get up and leave
wownochillbruh 4
your kidding right
dragonvale19 12
I like this guy.
AlyssaDiannaa 20
I would hate to be their parents
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I would hate to be related to them in any way.
Fymlife 14
Why do you have to be penalized because of their ignorance?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
No one is really being penalized here, they have to stay in school all day anyways...