Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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julfunky 29
That’s the definition of blessing in disguise. Would have rather waited until you were more invested in this relationship before she admitted to being in love with another girl?
Inkoseh 33
Definitely a blessing in disguise! and too OP, you helped her out more than you could ever know. Take joy in helping others, not just your own happiness! :)
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julfunky 29
That’s the definition of blessing in disguise. Would have rather waited until you were more invested in this relationship before she admitted to being in love with another girl?
Inkoseh 33
Definitely a blessing in disguise! and too OP, you helped her out more than you could ever know. Take joy in helping others, not just your own happiness! :)
magnumpeyote66 6
Three way? But seriously least you know instead of dating for a while then finding out
tounces7 28
Is she really in love though, or just has a crush the other person will never return?