Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
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Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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BRLHP 24
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
TML329 14
I pulled up to the cinema to catch a flick,then spotted my girlfriend out with a dick
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BRLHP 24
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
TML329 14
I pulled up to the cinema to catch a flick,then spotted my girlfriend out with a dick
Valiumknights44 12
#1 I'm not sure how the fresh prince theme song fits in here at all...., but a valiant effort I suppose...
buckdharma 38
I whistled to my girl and as she came near, I saw Jazzy Jeff with his hands on her rear.
Twilight_Sparkle_fml 8
1- So what you're saying is that after he found his girlfriend cheating on him, he soon became the prince of Bel-air? That doesn't sound too bad
R4inb0wBrit3 13
She looked up and she saw me, but she didn't even care. And I thought, nah forget it- yo home to Bel-air!
Eorlas 31
This entire comment thread is awesome. Cheers, OP!
hannaaaahr 33
I pulled up to her chair with no time to waste And I yelled to my chick "Yo, homes your a cheater!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
Conasaur 8
You sir and the comment thread have made my afternoon! Cheers!
BRLHP 24
Well done everyone, well done.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
I got in one little fight, the manager got scared! He said : "I'm calling the police, don't ever show your face around here!"
desoto96 9
Damn, I need to go watch some fresh prince now lol
terrykayez 6
You sir are the reason this FML is being favorited!
micahdunk 13
That just sucks. Time for a new girlfriend.
Inheritance 10
Agreed. I would've texted her during the movie saying, 'I'm done, and check a few rows behind you.' At that point she would be ******** bricks.
poccocurantes 7
No just throw popcorn at them until they notice you.
happle 21
Why would you waste popcorn on that bitch?
MrMizzouBound 7
Exactly, movie theater popcorn is way to expensive, I'd break a dollar into pennys and throw them at her instead!
poccocurantes 7
Yeah it would be kind of like throwing money these days.
kyliebear 15
I hate how some girls and boys cheat on their partners..it's just disrespectful and there's no point really. if you don't want to be with your current partner, just break up..and a relationship is for two, but some girls and boys don't know how to count.
SirCharles83 13
It's not cheating if the other guy is her boyfriend.
fortunelady 17
What? No. It's cheating.
Twilight_Sparkle_fml 8
22- Yeah but in this case OP's girlfriend was still going out with him when he found her with another guy. Thus, her cheating right?
Crlnprz 11
#22 I think your comment made me lose some brain cells.
thatfrenchguy 8
A relationship can also be for one -forever alone guy (not me...I swear...sort of)
ElatedEarthling 15
Well, not every relationship is limited to two people, there is a such thing as polyamory. Though I doubt this is the case here.
bugmenotmofo 34
Not quite. I'm fairly sure that some people can be happy with polyamorous relationship. However, since the guy didn't know about "other boyfriend", this ain't it, and the girl probably wanted to mooch of several guys or something like that. So it is probably time to find another girlfriend.
ElatedEarthling 15
Technically the FML never says that he didn't know about the other boyfriend, just that he saw her at the movies with him. It could be an FML because OP wasn't invited along. But odds are, they aren't polyamorous and she was a cheater.
Shadow_Phantom 26
And an open relationship is for however many you want. o/
etchsanity1 11
Or he breaks up with her only to find out its the brother
TwiztedYuri 9
its ok 22 is a cat they don't do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing so he doesn't get it
cyanidesandwich 21
Did you sit behind them and throw popcorn at them?
youngsofly 13
"Dude, move, I cant see sh*t!"
Kovu_fml 16
I don't understand the point of cheating. If you don't want to be with someone, leave.
poccocurantes 7
As a former cheater I can tell you it is more of a compulsion than satisfaction with who you are dating. Some people are just not mature enough for a serious committed relationship until later. A little introspection doesn't hurt either.
sens3sfailing 25
its good you admit that you werent mature when you cheated, but that is still no excuse. there is never a reason for cheating (obviously not counting rape and life or death situations).
poccocurantes 7
people that cheat on people they care about are immature or broken.
Jordath_Fil 11
I have heard if studies that were done to examine why people cheat, many cases is due to a curiosity; be it for what is unknown, what in not yours or what is "unobtainable" Other people have a compulsion to cheat, a proving ground; "I can have whomever I like whenever I like" these are things I have heard about these studies.
poccocurantes 7
Yeah it is the proving ground. Always trying to prove to yourself you are worthy. I cheated with a girl that was on the cover of a major fashion magazine, but after 20 years it is the ex GF that I still think about.
rocketiquette 20
I'd text her and say how good the part you're watching is, and tell her you'll be by to get your stuff afterwards. Sorry OP, people are so selfish and inconsiderate these days.
pheebs314 17
Texting in the theatre is crazy inconsiderate! Don't do it people!
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
It's not just "these days", people have always been like that unfortunately :/
sens3sfailing 25
if anything people are less considerate. the world used to be (and in some places still is) centered around the man. men ran society thinking that they were the most important things ever. hell white people even claimed ownership over black people. that is self centered. I could go on with how the world has come a long way, but the point is, people are always going to be concerned about themselves. it evolutionary.
rocketiquette 20
95- I just say these days because if you smile and say "hi" to a passing stranger, they just look at you like you're a serial killer. People have gotten so wrapped up in their own personal bubble it's bewildering.
lilhellian 27
This time dump the cheating ho bag works...
SadGirl18 16
Well, I hope you made that situation WAY awkward for her, Sir.
mandadarling 10
Always a critic.
rocketiquette 20
I'd text her and say how good the part you're watching is, and tell her you'll be by to get your stuff afterwards. Sorry OP, people are so selfish and inconsiderate these days.
rocketiquette 20
Well. I dunno why this is here twice. My apologies.