Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
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JFox 8
Wait! She could've wanted to fix her hair, adjust her bra, eat some popcorn, etc.. I mean, at least she didn't just immediately pull away from you. Don't get discouraged just yet.
Rainbowsareshiny 0
um. well maybe she didn't want to be too harsh so she figured saying it like that would lighten up the mood. and i agree, holding hands can be weird/uncomfortable...especially on a first date.
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
um. well maybe she didn't want to be too harsh so she figured saying it like that would lighten up the mood. and i agree, holding hands can be weird/uncomfortable...especially on a first date.
JFox 8
Wait! She could've wanted to fix her hair, adjust her bra, eat some popcorn, etc.. I mean, at least she didn't just immediately pull away from you. Don't get discouraged just yet.
glenzhao2 16
jfox is right, it doesnt mean she doesnt like holding your hand. she kinda needs her hand and would like to eat popcorn, take a drink, etc. it doesn't mean anything bad.
RebeccaRFT 18
Don't give OP false hope. The girl was polite about it. Don't keep making moves on her when it's clear she doesn't want you to make a move.
Qw3RtY_fml 0
At least you had the courage to do it.... I havent done anything to this girl I like... We've been hanging out for 6 months...
jiimbo344 0
Try something man I know it's easier said then done I'm kinda in the same boat
FiasCudi 0
#27 I agree. I was in that boat too with a girl I really liked, and when I went for it she said no. But u have to take risks like that cause they're a part of life and now that girl and I are still great (if not better) friends, so it's always worth it to try.
BayArea 1
rofl.. i dont hold hands either.. kinda coolio though lol
24788 7
Lol, can I have my hand back? That's so weird that she said that.
Roddsy 0
.. um, she could have just have asked you to go as a friend you know ¬¬; and #7, weird as in the phrase or..? ;s im confused. well, cause i've heard it before so it's not weird in that sense lols. likee, ums what was it. the day after tomorrow. ;]
breadonabun 0
Keep your head up. I went to the movies and made a move on a girl I liked for a while. Mean while she was mouthing to her friend "help me!". Yea fml but now that girls my gf.
redbluegreen 41
#4 is completely right. And this is when you switch to the classic move where you yawn, stretch, and put your arm around her...
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
#8 needs to relearn sentence formation.
miamiheat244 0
Well at least u got to hold her hands for 4 minutes