Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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snowkittyyy 18
Do...you meow? O.o did you ask why she thought that?
jake_braves 25
So petzoned is the new thing now huh..
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Comments (69)
WolfsScar 15
ironic, she's acting like a female dog..
Skylyric52 11
I guess what she meant was acting like a complete pussy :/ (Someone had to say it)
openminded8 17
WTF??? sorry op, can't explain the stupid out of that reason.
team_garra 8
Well at least she didn't say that she hates her cat.
HeatherCorinne 14
So what Im reading is that she thinks you're a furry asshole....
radigen 11
buy her a new cat.
bella_nana347 23
Well are you a cat?
andrmac 25
Or is it cause you sleep a lot and then you hog the bed when she try's to sleep too. Do you purr in your sleep?
Parp 7
I guess throwing up hairballs behind the couch was the last straw.
ihatedouchbags 17
You dodged a bullet mate, trust me.