Today, after stressing all week about important phone calls, they all went as horrible as possible. My anxiety was right all along. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML
Today, I was supposed to be on my way to Hawaii for a long-planned family vacation, but I had an anxiety attack that I couldn't explain. Now I'm lying in bed and crying, and my phone is blowing up with texts and calls. FML
Today, I wanted to call my mom to ask for advice but called my boss instead. I panicked and ended up talking about weekend plans like nothing was wrong. She now knows way too much about my personal life. FML
Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML
Today, I set ten alarms for an important appointment and still woke up convinced I’d missed it. I spent the morning panicking for no reason and showed up looking exactly how I felt. FML
Today, after a day of anxiety and worry that something bad would happen, I decided to keep my two daughters home from being flower girls at my sister's wedding. Now my sister and entire family is blowing up my phone. Apparently her wedding is my important than a mother worried about her babies. FML
Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Today, my mother complained all day while I'm trying to work from home. I started getting chest pains from the stress of everything having to be perfect or she has one of her meltdowns. FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
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Top comments
slhiggx 17
Self-fulfilling prophecy.
cacheson 42
They probably went horribly because you were so amped up about them. Adrenaline is not good for higher reasoning or communication skills.
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Comments (3)
slhiggx 17
Self-fulfilling prophecy.
cacheson 42
They probably went horribly because you were so amped up about them. Adrenaline is not good for higher reasoning or communication skills.