Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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snowkittyyy 18
Do...you meow? O.o did you ask why she thought that?
jake_braves 25
So petzoned is the new thing now huh..
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Comments (69)
gatorgirl1023 9
that's gotta hurt cause boy do cats suck
Tripartita 45
Look at the username before downvoting and take the comment with a grain of irony. Or whatever unit irony comes in.
GeorgiaBea 28
cc's mostly...
Tripartita 45
Were you aware that you two were dating in the first place? The wording here makes it seem like the real FML could be an attractive girl you've liked for a while randomly saying you can no longer date.
yerawizardlizzy 27
That's what I was thinking! The wording on this one is odd. It's nice they think their girlfriend is beautiful, but most people would use the word girlfriend instead of "girl I know."
beeferjay 34
what a silly bitch, lol. she will soon realize that its not easy to find someone who is good to her, even if they remind them of their cat.... unless their cat acts like a dog
Sathane 21
Don't be such a pussy.
Dexter83_fml 17
Do you sleep a lot and lick yourself ? Sounds to me she's just making excuses bro sorry. Pretty sure her next bf will remind her of the dog next door. Bad luck bro
Babysheegoth17 8
It's the "can't hug every cat" girl
CLOTHESPlN 17
As primarily a dog person, I feel you might be better off. Also if she can draw strange relations like a cat to a person and is flimsy enough to let it ruin a relationship, you dodged a bullet.
mld4657 28
the fu.....?
MisUnFortunate 31
My boyfriend acts like a cat and it's ******* cute. "feed me give me affection also I need to sleep for 18 hours OMG love me and scratch my head fur"
FSGInsainity 15
Cause your such a pussy?