Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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snowkittyyy 18
Do...you meow? O.o did you ask why she thought that?
jake_braves 25
So petzoned is the new thing now huh..
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Comments (69)
Rintarok5 29
Dang man, you just discovered a new level of the friendzone. You have no chance of escaping that one
PhoenixChick 26
Was it based on looks, personality or behavior?
Mylehz 13
That's definitely just a crazy excuse for whatever reason she doesn't want to be with you. Or she is just as crazy if not more than the excuse. You deserve better OP.
Radgears47 23
Maybe the cat reminds her of you too much: therefore she should give the cat away.
baubsmith 6
would that be a pooty tat?
Nautigirl246 4
A cat though like what did you do demand attention and scratch?