Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1
Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.
JenDanielle917 13
Wake him up and start again. (:
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Comments (128)
Dnigz13 4
Well I guess he couldn't handle the heat, draw on his face while he sleeps lol
feldco1 17
Maybe he wanted to be well rested to make your first time amazing?
perdix 31
Sudden onset sleep -- it's a typical symptom of esodophobia. I know about shit like this. Trust me ;)
perdix 31
Make that primeisodophobia. My total knowledge about the fear of losing one's virginity comes from the previous Intimacy FML.
Neuhisstihr 0
Ouch lol
duhhduhh 0
Why do u have a garbage can in the bedroom?! Do u really like sleeping at a place where the garbage is few steps away?!
duhhduhh 0
That comment was totally sopposed to go to the previous FML story.
thisbitchlys 0
well maybe you bored him. " im ready to lose my virginity to you baby " aha like no just say **** me..
ravenxcorvinus 9
clearly, you should find a new boyfriend that would be more than happy to take your virginity OP. :)
JurassicHole 5
So a guy is to exhausted from a day of work or something else to have sex and that means he should be shit canned? Relationships aren't all about sex, but to say to break up because someone isn't in the mood is childish and immature. Grow up.
brettthomson47 0
Maybe your trout stank so he pretended to sleep
geminibby300 0
Lmao!
thatguy32692 4
Holy ****!! :)