Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1
Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.
JenDanielle917 13
Wake him up and start again. (:
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Comments (128)
ladywhitestripes 2
wow walk away. or Run
DjeePee 25
From getting heated to promptly falling asleep... How?
omarzrgz 3
I know, right? He got the order wrong: get heated, have sex, THEN fall asleep.
Anai08 17
The only thing I could come up with is she decided to 'freshen' up/take a shower/change, and the poor guy was so tired from a long day of school/work that he fell asleep and missed his opportunity! Hopefully OP wouldn't take it too personally in that case.
omarzrgz 3
Maybe he was SO exited he passed out?
Enslaved 38
Timing is everything! It's best when things are perfect for /both/ of you. Your first time and his first time with you. (: **In the back of my mind, I'm thinking things might have gotten too heated for him, he came already and went into sleep mode. Lol
ImSoEffedUp 10
U should be glad he fell asleep.... Hold on to your virginity as long as u can, virgins are very rare these days....and I'm sure u want it to mean sumthin once u finally let someone have it.... I think u have a better chance of seeing UFOs than u do finding a virgin in this day and age....
Sidel 11
so... she should hold on to her virginity because you think virgins are rare? and have you thought of that maybe it would mean a lot to her to lose it to him?
clegg7c 17
I agree with you #44, I was a virgin when I got married, my wife wasn't. It was a real bummer.
boopityboppity 11
Look on the obvious bright side, 51; she knew how good sex is, but she still gave it up - for a relatively long while, I assume - for you. That's quite significant, no?
stfuidots 3
Lol never offered it up to my boyfriend without him getting excited and ready lol. Maybe you just ain't all that?
JurassicHole 5
I love how everyone's bashing on OP's bf, but no one seems to be taking in account that while OP says "things were getting heated" her bf could have just been tired. What if it was 12 A.M. or later? I'm sure he's been pumped up for sex before, but he's been turned down by OP so after a long day of work or school he's just in the mood to sleep. I bet if roles were reversed you'd all be mad at the OP as a guy trying to get it on with his gf who was to tired to want too. Also, why is it that everyone on almost every FML involving a relationship, almost always everyone's saying "Oh you should break up with him/her" or "You deserve better, leave him/her". It's not like the guy cheated on her or did anything wrong, he's just ******* tired! Seriously people, one thing doesn't go perfect for the OP, so she must now get a new guy? Ridiculous.
unicorngirl123 0
Nice boyfriend there
ChrisTheCalm 9
He over heated?
boopityboppity 11
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