Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1
Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.
JenDanielle917 13
Wake him up and start again. (:
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Comments (128)
anniekins 6
So let me get this straight, things were getting heated and then he somehow fell asleep? I'm sorry OP. as someone said earlier, this is a blessing in disguise.
wriptidez 0
wait
sammixfml 0
wow.
rayofsunahine25 4
virgins are boring
Genoc123 5
Fail
Sabrewulf 8
lol apparently you were the only one who actually thought things were getting "heated". Maybe he just assumed this was just another time he wasn't gonna get any and decided to fall asleep?
williamcarter93 13
Why is it that whenever something goes wrong the first thought is "DUMP THAT HEIFER." People don't know the word commitment nowadays, they split for anything, instead of the big things
Jk530 1
Maybe you shoud try harder to keep him interested.
Namesuhate11 0
Still a better love story than Twilight
jazminjean666 0
Wake him up and get the excitement going so good he'll never fall asleep!