Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
Today, I got a notification that my package had been delivered. I searched my porch, checked with my neighbors, and even contacted customer support. It was sitting in my car's trunk because I'd picked it up from a parcel locker yesterday. FML
Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I got a notification that my food had been delivered. I opened my front door and found nothing. After ten minutes of panic, I checked the delivery photo. It was of my old apartment. I moved out eight months ago. FML
Today, I got a notification from a delivery carrier that my package had been delivered. I opened the door to find a perfectly wrapped box with no address, no label, and a note inside saying, "You’ll know when it’s time." I still don’t know what it means. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
Before calling the police I'd check with the apartment manager. Sometimes they accept packages on behalf of residents/store packages in the office for safekeeping.
Superspiderbat 23
It was probably a prank someone pulled on you. Try to find who sent the package
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Comments (40)
Enkeria 30
First comment! :D That seriously sucks though. My suggestion is call the police and the shipping company like USPS or UPS or FedEx. Find out who delivered it and maybe get finger prints off the note? Good luck!
Superspiderbat 23
It was probably a prank someone pulled on you. Try to find who sent the package
extremereviews 26
Or he was expecting a package
abigiggles 39
You "received a package at the back door" if you know what I meant~
Enslaved 38
"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man."
badluckalex 23
this thread have me ebola
fuckyourlifeOP 25
11, you surely didn't help the situation. Now, there's the back door, you can leave now.
123765 18
Lol
iTz_Davey 9
FYL OP.
VeganVampyre 27
I have this funny feeling there may be a button for that somewhere around here...
blackman303 11
There's always a backdoor
1dvos_grl3 21
not if you live in apartments
cadillacgal79 32
Or your house is built into a hill
cheeeksss 29
You've never lived in a dorm, I assume.
blackman303 11
Oh really, Jesus where would I be without you guys, now I know that there isn't always a backdoor... wow amazing
cadillacgal79 32
32-you just contradicted yourself...
blackman303 11
No I did not, it's called sarcasm... I made sure to type easily enough through typing as sarcasm isn't easily noticed when typed out. Even if I wasn't being sarcastic, I did not contradict myself, you're wrong.
GrinchFu1 27
I think your boyfriend is subtly trying to tell you that he wants to try anal... Kudos to him on his creativity!
lambda_fml 40
Giggity.
ohjoy15 33
Before calling the police I'd check with the apartment manager. Sometimes they accept packages on behalf of residents/store packages in the office for safekeeping.
dylanhasemann 9
They are talking about the backdoor your boyfriend's side chick sneaks out of.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Just a wild guess... Maybe the apartment behind you is your back door?
HighasaCloud 46
If it is a different apartment, how would it be a back door to your place?
DrRO93 14
Then where the **** did it go?