Anonymous
United States
Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
bustedfornuthin
United States
Busted
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
SenescentSouthernBoy
United States
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
truth
United States
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
pampa31
Tijuana, Mexico
Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
If those deaths were the carjackers, I'd consider that a bonus.
dramaelf 37
Might not want that car back. There's a good chance it's haunted now.
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Comments (65)
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Geepers! The police round your way are much more motivated to recover stolen property than they are here.
livelaughlovepie 22
OP! I hope you don't fee guilty! I'm sorry if you feel responsible for the deaths, but you had nothing to do with what happened while trying to recover your car. I'm sorry it was stolen in the first place!!!
Fatima_1129 7
Are you by any chance, talking about the thing that happened in Fremont, with the two officers that got shot? It happened on my street so I was just curious
fictionaldiary 11
Yes. You poor thing. I'm sure you have the sympathy of the families of those who died. Their tragedy is nothing compared to yours.
childproofpizza 19
scratch two tally marks on your bumper